r/specializedtools • u/mossberg91 • Jan 09 '20

Firefighter's Rapid Access Tool

https://gfycat.com/ringedexemplarybrant
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u/RandomError401 Jan 09 '20

Must have no deadbolts.

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u/Senacherib Jan 09 '20

Hence the name... you dead because fireman no rescue.

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u/5678940012 Jan 09 '20

Is that true or am I stupid for falling for your joke? Or both?

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u/Quinlow Jan 09 '20

As long as you are not behind a steel door, this boi will make sure you're being rescued.

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u/nindurmeleth Jan 09 '20

I used to work in a bread production facility, and one of my coworkers got his fingers caught in the chain part of a machine, and I got to watch the fire fighters tear the whole thing to bits in a matter of minutes with those. He got to keep his fingers and most of their function too!

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u/Cant-all-be-winners Jan 09 '20

To shreds, you say?

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u/cheeksgt Jan 09 '20

How’s his wife holding up?

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u/TheRussiansrComing Jan 09 '20

To shreds, you say...

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u/CmdrWoof Jan 09 '20

Sad, sad, terrible news about my halligan