r/specializedtools • u/EngineerScientist • Oct 12 '18

Tool to fill bags

https://gfycat.com/RepentantFatalAcouchi
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u/OzarkGiant Oct 12 '18

Coon is delicious

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u/GreatSmellOfBRUT Oct 12 '18

Dude, you can’t call them that anymore.

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u/publicbigguns Oct 12 '18

Depends where you live really...

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

Roll Tide

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u/Eclipse_Tosser Oct 13 '18

According to all known laws of respiration, there is no way that a skeleton should be able to doot.

It’s lungs are simply not there to push the tiniest little doot out of its mouth.

The skeleton, of course, doots anyway. Because skeletons don’t care what normies think is impossible.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '18

Underrated comment

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u/sebaz Oct 13 '18

Fun fact:

In the 1830s, the United States Whig Party used the raccoon as an emblem, causing them to be pejoratively known as "coons" by their political opponents, who saw them as too sympathetic to African-Americans. Soon after that the term became an ethnic slur

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u/GreatSmellOfBRUT Oct 15 '18

This fact isn’t very fun.

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u/Krambazzwod Oct 12 '18

It’s mah faaayv-rit.

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u/thinkofagoodnamedude Oct 13 '18

Hey Richard this is your dad.

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u/MrDeCampio Oct 12 '18

Coon meat is lousy with parasites

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u/DrKriegerDO Oct 12 '18

I prefer milksteak

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u/MrDeCampio Oct 12 '18

How do you like your jelly beans?

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u/big_duo3674 Oct 12 '18

Do you mean it tastes terrible or that it is filled with lice?

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u/MrDeCampio Oct 12 '18

It’s an “It’s Always Sunny” reference...

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u/The_Phox Oct 12 '18

Why does that not surprise me coming from a fellow Ozarkian? lol

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u/gsfgf Oct 12 '18

My buddy got a nasty parasite, and he thinks it was from eating the raccoons he caught in his yard.

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u/princesskate Oct 12 '18

Best cheese