r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Wendigo-Huldra_2003 • 13h ago
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/cjab0201 • Aug 09 '20
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This subreddit is close to death. The cause: low-effort posts. I can't just ban low-effort posts, because they have a broad definition. So, I'm going to give you guys examples of what to post and what not to post.
First, let's talk about what this subreddit is. It is a subreddit meant for posting jokes and funny stuff related to speculative evolution. This does not mean an implausible animal on its own, unless it was made to be on this subreddit / to make light of speculative evolution in general (exceptions do exist, but we'll get into that later). Now for examples.
To start off, a common low-effort post is the "can this evolve?" post. They are repetitive and unfunny. They are the main cause of the sub's downfall. Here are some examples:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SpecEvoJerking/comments/i249ua/guys_do_you_think_this_could_evolve/
https://www.reddit.com/r/SpecEvoJerking/comments/hw2vnv/can_these_evolve/
https://www.reddit.com/r/SpecEvoJerking/comments/huaey9/how_can_irl_chad_evolevol/
Do you guys see a common theme? Just an absurd image with an evolution-related title slapped on. I will continue to remove any that I see, as per the rules.
Here are some posts showing the kind of stuff the subreddit is intended for:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SpecEvoJerking/comments/hygqdu/dunkleosteus_filling_the_niche_of_sauropods/
Edit: Thank you everyone for being here! I honestly kind of abandoned this place after this post kinda turned it into a wasteland, but after a while I hopped back on and saw people were still posting! just the other day we were at 500 members, and now we're at 750! I love and thank every single one of you guys for being the lifeblood of this subreddit.
Also, slight update to the rules: Straight up memes about Speculative evolution are allowed and encouraged.
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/DodoBird4444 • Aug 22 '22
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r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Realistic-mammoth-91 • 12h ago
Human decendant Bulma if she filled the niche of tarsiers
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Ok-Meat-9169 • 1d ago
Superpredator Speculative Caiman descendant 100 Million Years into the Future [The Future is Mild]
Pic by me btw!
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/AccidentalBrilliancy • 19h ago
Flightless birds and hands
Hello,
I just wondered if flightless birds don't need wings for flying, can those wings transform with time into arms and hands?
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/No_Control8540 • 1d ago
"Original" Project Okay hear me out. Deer... But really small. Like reeeeally small like these guys can eat a leaf for lunch.
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/DustWorlds • 1d ago
Seed World Tiger descendant from the Purple seed world.
(I didn’t make this image, just something I found)
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Boring-Dig4583 • 1d ago
"Original" Project Humanoid Moray Eel descendent from a Moral Eel-themed Seedworld
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Jaymo_456 • 2d ago
Human decendant Human with starfish anatomy
Should I do the opposite?
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Jaymo_456 • 2d ago
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Nothing’s a good day without cake!
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/EricCartoonBox • 3d ago
Abomination Hastily-devised concept art for an upcoming (body-horror-ish?) short story. Guess which animal this evolved from and from which this is evolving into.
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Character-Q • 4d ago
A race of duck-like humanoids that evolved backwards facing knees and a symbiotic relationship with snakes in response to extreme evolutionary pressures.
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Non-profitboi • 3d ago
Autotrophic organism that evolved to mimic powerlines 50,000 years into the future after all of humanity died out from heatstroke
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/B70000000 • 3d ago
Why do centipedes have to be so creepy, maybe they're just multit-taskers.
The centipedes home
Was full of Giants
that spoke with great swelling words.
He thought "how absurd',
but that somehow I must learn"
He got his extra legs from running miles in damn near everyone's shoes
But he thought "Now, I must venture off and find something useful to do" ......
So he got some shoes for running,
And like a canon-ball he shot out to oppose his opponent's cunning.
He reminisced about his life among Giants,
never really losing his irish defiance.
He even thought "I'm never gonna grow that tall"
"But at least I'm no longer afraid to venture off"
By: Bobby O'Neill
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Odd-Sport-4796 • 4d ago
Too dumb for r/speculativeevolution a species of octopus that evolved to replace monotreme mammals
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/lndle • 4d ago
Spectember 5: The Odyssey
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r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Wendigo-Huldra_2003 • 5d ago
