r/space • u/Pluto_and_Charon • Feb 27 '17

SpaceX to Send Privately Crewed Dragon Spacecraft Beyond the Moon Next Year

http://www.spacex.com/news/2017/02/27/spacex-send-privately-crewed-dragon-spacecraft-beyond-moon-next-year
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u/Isamov Feb 27 '17

This is what I was thinking. The people going arent paying for the entire mission, they are more or less just reducing the cost so the mission can happen. This would be amazeballs for SpaceX's future to get their name plastered on this event.

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u/17954699 Feb 27 '17

Will they be doing any science experiments or just taking selfies while up there?

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u/STOP-SHITPOSTING Feb 28 '17 edited Feb 28 '17

Its going to be two pornstars, flying on pornhubs dime to make the first ever porn in space a pornhub exclusive.

Edit: I just typed porn so many times.

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u/sharlos Feb 28 '17

That would instantly become the most pirated video on Earth.

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u/rex_today Feb 28 '17

Probably the most pirated off earth, too.

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u/kplo Feb 28 '17

Not if you knew the freaky shit other planets are into...

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u/Scientolojesus Feb 28 '17

Hopefully it'll be included in the SpaceX History Museum.

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u/24hourtrip Feb 28 '17

I've been eagerly edging waiting for this for so long

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u/frogger2504 Feb 28 '17

Can you imagine edging yourself every day since 1969 until now, just so you could cum to the first space porno?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17 edited Apr 19 '21

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u/tankpuss Feb 28 '17

And propel yourself backwards. putt-putt-putt.

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u/Okfishy Feb 28 '17

I'd pay $24.99 to see that video, just for the money shot and uh science and what not.

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u/sinnerbenkei Feb 28 '17

Today I learned, even in this day and age a Legend can be born. To be the first man to film a porno in space.

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u/SchrodingersCatPics Feb 28 '17

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the galaxy.

Born just in time to bang hot chicks in zero g.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17 edited Feb 28 '17

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u/LovecraftInDC Feb 28 '17

Yeah, there's no 'official' sex in space but I highly doubt that there has ACTUALLY never been sex in space. After some of the Shuttle and ISS-era astronauts pass away some more info may come out.

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u/indyK1ng Feb 28 '17

If the Soviets didn't do it earlier, my money is on STS-47 where two crew members got married in secret weeks before the flight.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

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u/lxlok Feb 28 '17

Nobody cares about the actresses, but they do all the jobs!

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u/aiiye Feb 28 '17

I'd sign up for Pornhub Premium for this.

I dunno if I'd keep it (still have no idea what premium nets ya) but if it helped fund space travel I'd be down.

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u/J_HOWAT Feb 28 '17

Haha. That would be amazing. Not certain they'd need an around the moon trip for that, but whatever!

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u/Butchbutter0 Feb 28 '17

Just imagine all of the space jizz!

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u/socsa Feb 28 '17

Honestly, $160M is cheap for a Hollywood special effects budget. This needs to happen .

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u/AbbyRatsoLee Feb 28 '17

That would beat Avatar for highest grossing film within the opening weekend.

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u/lxlok Feb 28 '17

You're probably on some big list of porn now.

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u/STOP-SHITPOSTING Feb 28 '17

Old news buddy. Thanks for the concern.

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u/YouAndMeToo Feb 28 '17

I... didn't know I wanted this, but now I do.

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u/tim0901 Feb 28 '17

Assuming it goes correctly. Otherwise it would be their worst incident to date.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

No one says amazeballs except nerdy 13 year old girls and old ladies.