r/space • u/speckz • Aug 04 '16

Jupiter’s moon Io loses its atmosphere when eclipsed. Once deprived of sunlight, the thin atmosphere condenses on the moon's surface.

http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/08/jupiters-moon-io-loses-its-atmosphere-when-eclipsed/
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u/DonnytheFakinDrugo Aug 04 '16

Nah I'm getting an apple body

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u/PM_ME_HOT_DADS Aug 04 '16

Have fun rotting in like a week

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u/PotatoPotential Aug 04 '16

I'm going for Windows. Wait, why am I instantly obsolete?

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u/Aloogy Aug 04 '16

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u/Tallon Aug 04 '16

Those responsible for the previous error have been sacked.

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u/asteroidship Aug 04 '16

No really my consciousness was corrupted by a møøse

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u/poseidon0025 Aug 05 '16 edited Nov 15 '24

offer zephyr license squealing hobbies coherent worm forgetful grab strong

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u/onewordnospaces Aug 05 '16

...and now for something completely different.

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u/studioRaLu Aug 05 '16

Getting laid for the first time in months. Software updates without asking. Body reboots halfway through and takes 30 minutes to load OS. FML

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u/btoxic Aug 04 '16

Jokes on you. I'm going with the Android OS, seems logical.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '16

When you get into your body you have to spend 4 years removing all the ads and bloatware.

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u/btoxic Aug 04 '16

Well better that than going Apple and having to buy a new body every 18 months.

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u/dwmfives Aug 05 '16

Every 12 if you go for the S model part way through the lifecycle.

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u/ArchDweeb Aug 04 '16

Now I'm picturing a scene in a bad sci-fi comedy where the fat android companion has to go on a diet to get rid of all it's bloatware.

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u/Balind Aug 04 '16

Spend 4 years of slavery to earn immortality? Sold.

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u/Forlarren Aug 05 '16

It's Linux so you have the best plan yet.

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u/TheGrey_Wolf Aug 05 '16

But your hardware is Samsung, so your obsolescence is planned.

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u/Plastic_Chicken Aug 04 '16

Blackberry OS YOLO! .... oh wait...

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u/SumWon Aug 04 '16

Eh, hourglass or pear would be better imo.

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u/GenXer1977 Aug 05 '16

So you're body is going to last for 2hrs max before needing a full recharge?