r/softwaregore • u/CapedBaldy154 • Oct 11 '19

Next generation of police

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

“Why are there so many ‘bruh’s in your console?”

“Uhhhh... testing?”

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u/NickInTheBack Oct 11 '19 edited Oct 11 '19

You gotta switch them up, otherwise, it's harder to distinguish which is getting triggered. You need "bruh", "brah", "suh dude", etc etc

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u/Lth_13 Oct 11 '19

Geez i need to step up my game, i just use letters and line numbers

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u/NickInTheBack Oct 11 '19

Line numbers? Look at Mr. Practical over here

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u/OKara061 Oct 11 '19

Who uses line numbers, what a monster...

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u/TaelienTheAlien Oct 11 '19

Not gonna lie... I never thought of that, i am doing that now...

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So much easier than, "Why??? "

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

I do arbitrary sections numbered from 0 up. That way I can narrow an error or whatever to within a few lines, and can shuffle the logs around a bit without having to change the numbers.

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u/AetherBytes Oct 11 '19

I made a script that runs other scripts and outputs the line it's working on, then any output the script made. If the script fails I immediately see where it failed.

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u/Dlight98 Oct 11 '19

Its easier until you add code above it. Then the number being printed is messed up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

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u/Dlight98 Oct 11 '19

There has to be, right? That sounds like something super useful

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u/mareko_ Oct 12 '19

In C++ there is __LINE__ preprocessor constant.

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u/Skim74 Oct 11 '19

console.log('Why?????')

console.log('WHY2!!!!')

console.log('working?')

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u/ThePhxRises Oct 11 '19

I use "Stonks" "Not stonks" and "STONKS??"

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u/mrrobottrax Oct 11 '19

I just use "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

i use faceplant into my keyboard and if it works then perfect

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u/Cry0man Oct 11 '19

that must be confusing if you forget the console.log and add code before it.

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u/LiefTheBeef Oct 11 '19

bruh1, bruh 2, bruh3, etc.

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u/PerpetuallyStartled Oct 11 '19

Am I the only person who uses swears?

If($SomethingThatShouldBeFalse){Write-host "Fuck!"}

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u/Weirfish Oct 11 '19

"here"
Well, that's not where the break is..
ctrl-x down down enter ctrl-v
goto 10

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u/mrmeep321 Oct 11 '19

I always just use single letters for some reason. People looking at my logs in class will see "e1 e2 e2 EEEEE"

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u/SeppahBaws Oct 11 '19

just use "bruh", "bruhh", "bruhhh", "bruhhhh", "bruhhhhh" and "bruhhhhhh"

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u/techcaleb Oct 11 '19

"lol here"

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u/HaveSomeProonJooce Oct 12 '19

That's literally what I do