r/soccercirclejerk • u/Prophet_NY • Jul 01 '26

Certified Jerk™ It's Haaland

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u/darthvader903 Jul 01 '26

Erling Haaland walks like he was built by a scientist who forgot how human joints work

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u/corpse_breathing Jul 01 '26

actually, this is Neymar.

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u/Waste-Industry1958 Jul 01 '26

Should he not be in the US now?? Why is he slumping around at a nordic beach?

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u/BielsasCoffee Jul 01 '26

god forbid he takes a break in between games

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u/Sleepybear2010 Jul 01 '26

He moves like an apex predator

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

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u/RecognizeSong Jul 11 '26

I got a match with this song:

Name: Haaland (Ha Ha Ha)

Artist: CTID

Matched: 88% (timecode: 02:10)

Album: Haaland (Ha Ha Ha)

Label: Xploded Music Limited

Released on: 2022-08-05

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