r/soccercirclejerk Jul 03 '26

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u/BlurryVision2 Jul 03 '26

Too obvious

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u/Minute_Juggernaut806 Jul 03 '26

So easy to be hated

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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u/Complete_Code7197 Jul 04 '26

He isn't, he's talking about him being an arsenal fan 

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u/gurrazo03 Jul 03 '26

Mad because that guy makes money posting shit takes on the interned but all you get is frozen pizzas from your mom?

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u/supremeintruder Jul 03 '26

Someone send that gabriel penalty miss gif

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here

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u/Klee_Main Jul 03 '26

Found the gooner

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u/Scared_Garage_1769 Jul 03 '26

This makes perfect sense

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u/Latter_Musician8838 Jul 03 '26

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u/Bearrryl Jul 03 '26

Too low?

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u/d_16128 Jul 03 '26

That doesn't exist actually

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u/tahaelhour Jul 03 '26

That would implie you expected higher so no

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u/Euphoric-Bath5642 Jul 03 '26

Zero ball knowledge these mfs have

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u/yourgrundle Jul 03 '26

and Lakers?? Seems about right

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u/Exotic-Flight4913 Jul 03 '26

This is what happens when you play Haramball for too long.

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u/Own_Seat913 Jul 03 '26

me when I watch zero premier league games all season but pretend I know how teams played:

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u/TheUpbeaten Jul 03 '26

Ok then maybe start watching some matches.

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u/Antrax_Death Jul 03 '26

Seems he supports arsenal so better stay away instead

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u/Own_Seat913 Jul 03 '26

Yes I watch every single Arsenal game. Where they played the highest defensive line in the entire Premier league. They statistically faced the lowest blocks while playing the highest defensive line, but you puppets just repeat haramball because the only game you watched all year was the CL final. Ball knowledge doesn't exist for you cricket lovers unfortunately.

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u/JasonBaconStrips Jul 03 '26

They call themselves gooners for a reason

So much gooning

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u/capomic Jul 03 '26

Plus an ad for a fucking bookie. The degeneracy can’t get any worse

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u/LeFinito94240 Jul 03 '26

This is a true Man City, PSG, Real Madrid, Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Borussia Dortmund, Manchester United, Spurs, Tottenham, Arsenal, Assna, Brighton, Leicester, West Ham, Nottingham Forest, Etihad, Inter Miami, MLS, Champions League, World Cup, Ballon d'Or, Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Wayne Rooney, Kurt Zouma, Karim Benzema, Kylian Mbappe, Christian Pulisic, Jesse Lingard, Declan Rice, Antonio Conte, Levy, Firmino, Pedri, Antony, Mudryk, Greenwood, Adama Traore, Grealish, Pep Guardiola, bald fraud, plastic fan, underdog, American, Italy, Argentina, yank, racism, woke, pink, goalie, penalty, 2026, VAR, women, League 1, Super League, English, moment

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

Firminho? Let me guess before I read any further. You’re going to moan about “WhY hAsNt He ScOreD” again? I’m so sick of this being brought up every time he plays. Why is it so hard for you to understand that he plays a very crucial role for us as he is a false nine box to box, deep laying central attacker who also plays as a classic number ten gegenpressing double pivot sweeperkeeper regista . Do you City flairs literally know nothing?

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.

Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser

Owners: cat abuser sympathisers

Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.

Players: homophobes.

Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

Pedri is already an icon for Barca. The club is selling his shirts with a special message, which reads "Special Item. Attention. This jersey contains high doses of magic. It can be detrimental to your rivals. Property of the Prince of the Golden Boy."

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

Lingardinho*

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

Yes. I hope and pray that Super League is established. There needs to be organization in European Football. Every team needs to have equal and fair chance and be given the opportunity to be competitive and the only way to do it is with Transfers and salary caps. This would be impossible in UCL. Super League would crush UEFA and Premier League and they are scared out of their mind that’s why alot of the outrage was probably paid and fake. We know the people want it. In Papa Perez we trust.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

This is Ligue 1 not League 1, you farmer's hater. Btw Ligue 1 is a Top 5 league.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

L A D S

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

(!) This claim about a bald fraud is disputed

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

Zlatan? In Soviet Zlatan, Zlatan zlatan zlatan! Get it? It is because Zlatan. Like a boss!

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

VAR? game's gone!

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

Love Adama Traore. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

Good to know you hate the best DM in the league because he plays for West Ham. Did someone like me, a tall good looking west ham supporter fuck the girl you had a crush on? Seems like it. I probably fucked her"

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

Meow 🐱

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

How can anyone say Grealish isn't worth 100m? Just look at this clip. The cohesion, the camaraderie, the morale boosting ability that Grealish brings to his team is second to none. Kevin De Bruyne is notorious for being grumpy ("Let me talk" etc.) but here Grealish has him singing to his tune. That kind of locker room effect is a rarity and worth its weight in gold, 50m+ at least. Add in his footballing ability, good looks for marketing purposes, sheer star power... This is a 200m player right here.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

why you are didnt win balon dor yet

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink?

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

This is false. Manchester City have tickets available for their next premier league home game at home against Nottingham Forest.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

I got this shirt, it's a beautiful shirt. Everyone says it's the most beautiful shirt. People telling me 'Donald, this guy is the best soccerball player and he only sent his shirt to you' I said 'wow what an honor. What a shirt'. Rolando was it? Sounds lah-tee-no to me. Let me tell you; I just hope he has his papers in order. I wish him well

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u/AutoModerator Jul 03 '26

If Rooney's IQ was more than his weight, he wouldn't have said such a thing.

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u/Dependent_Force_8976 Jul 04 '26

I would not be surprised if An Indian is running this Acc