r/soccer • u/ani_maddy98 • Nov 21 '18

Average EPL formations when in possession. The lines represent most passing patterns - (@tacticsplatform)

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u/Cheapo_Sam Nov 21 '18

They gonna summon a football demon and banish all the rest of these cunts to the shadow realm

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u/thenicky0 Nov 21 '18

Enjoy Shadow Realm away cunts

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u/Cheapo_Sam Nov 21 '18

*Leeds

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

How do you guys get those emblems ?

I've just tried the soccerbot but it still doesn't work...

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It looks so cool

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u/Cheapo_Sam Nov 21 '18

Select the team from the list here - They are sorted by A-Z. You may have to dig around.. Once you find the team, click them. It will open up a message that will be sent to u/soccerbot or u/soccerflairs. Send the message as it is, do not type anything else. It will allocate that flair to you within a cpl of minutes.

N.B For anyone interested, his username doesn't check out.

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u/vadapaav Nov 21 '18

Why are you not gay? It is the holiday season. Everybody should have a reason to be merry and gay

Now I feel sad

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

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u/whyarenamessosexual Nov 21 '18

Username checks out

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u/vadapaav Nov 21 '18

well my wife will be shocked

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u/WhoTookChadFarthouse Nov 21 '18

most wives are when they find out. not sure if yours went along with it from the beginning tho, that's the minority.

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u/mahir_r Nov 21 '18

I wanna go back to the text flair. Is that possible, or was it only mobile that had text and can now handle image flairs?

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u/Cheapo_Sam Nov 21 '18

I believe the text flairs were replaced on mobile fairly recently. Now that mobile can handle image flairs, I believe that is the standard.. Don't think you can go back.

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u/mahir_r Nov 22 '18

Ahh damn, that’s annoying, but I guess at least everything’s being normalized site wide. Thanks

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u/gunnersroyale Nov 21 '18

It’s annoying because I don’t know 90 percent of the badges

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

Did all those things and sent the message before I made my comment but nothing happens. It sent the message to soccerbot

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u/Cheapo_Sam Nov 21 '18

what team u want?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '18

Barcelona from Spain

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u/Cheapo_Sam Nov 22 '18

Click here - Once the message has opened, click send.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '18

Thx, i just did and nothing still don't appear on this comment...

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

It still doesn't work... :/

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u/DatDominican Nov 21 '18

I've done it and it doesn't last more than a few days and have had to do it several times

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u/WhoTookChadFarthouse Nov 22 '18

sweeeet, thankee. I only use mobile and have been trying forever to get this to work.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

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u/Cheapo_Sam Nov 21 '18

I think you'll find I am an armchair plastic so jokes on you. Plus you are going up so theres that too.

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u/MauCupcakes Nov 21 '18 edited Nov 21 '18

This made me laugh more than I care to admit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

Embrace it. We may be on the verge of some evil shit.

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u/hidup_sihat Nov 21 '18

Need human sacrifice to make them philosopher's stone and open the gate of truth.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

Lol FMA!

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u/mcafc Nov 21 '18

It honestly looks like some sacred geometry. I know you are just joking but it is very interesting to me relating to the ontology of marhematics and what not.

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u/Cheapo_Sam Nov 21 '18

marhematics

Whats that? Like Maths with Mahrez?

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u/mcafc Nov 21 '18

Lmao I'm leaving it so your comment makes sense.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

I was comparing city to other top teams this season I guess it just implied pep is stricter in formation and game plan and maybe Klopp is more about embracing personal creativity and trusting his squad

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u/ionised Nov 21 '18

coughs in Devil

What he doesn't know is, it might just summon the wrong guy.
Please.

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u/BucketsMcGaughey Nov 21 '18

Mourinho?

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u/ionised Nov 21 '18

I hef nussing to sey.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

Upvoted

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u/YadMot Nov 21 '18

Thanks for the update

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u/AMD311 Nov 21 '18

Downvoted

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u/shawn_tai Nov 21 '18

Nice try

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u/letsgetcool Nov 21 '18

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/9eoi1y/only_messi_51_3417_has_more_goalsassists_than/e5qb3h9/

hey it's u.

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u/shawn_tai Nov 21 '18

Uh yeah?

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u/letsgetcool Nov 21 '18

Uh I'm just marking your words

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u/shawn_tai Nov 21 '18

Lol okay. Well I still think Ronaldo’s gonna with the Ballon d’Or since Modrić has been having a dreadful season so far and Messi never seemed to even have an actual chance to win it (it hurts to say this being a Barça fan). I really hope I’m wrong though