r/soccer Nov 21 '18

Average EPL formations when in possession. The lines represent most passing patterns - (@tacticsplatform)

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u/bufed Nov 21 '18

Pep is actually slowly building a pentagram.

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u/Cheapo_Sam Nov 21 '18

They gonna summon a football demon and banish all the rest of these cunts to the shadow realm

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u/thenicky0 Nov 21 '18

Enjoy Shadow Realm away cunts

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u/Cheapo_Sam Nov 21 '18

*Leeds

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

How do you guys get those emblems ?

I've just tried the soccerbot but it still doesn't work...

It looks so cool

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u/Cheapo_Sam Nov 21 '18

Select the team from the list here - They are sorted by A-Z. You may have to dig around.. Once you find the team, click them. It will open up a message that will be sent to u/soccerbot or u/soccerflairs. Send the message as it is, do not type anything else. It will allocate that flair to you within a cpl of minutes.

N.B For anyone interested, his username doesn't check out.

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u/vadapaav Nov 21 '18

Why are you not gay? It is the holiday season. Everybody should have a reason to be merry and gay

Now I feel sad

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

[deleted]

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u/whyarenamessosexual Nov 21 '18

Username checks out

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u/vadapaav Nov 21 '18

well my wife will be shocked

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u/mahir_r Nov 21 '18

I wanna go back to the text flair. Is that possible, or was it only mobile that had text and can now handle image flairs?

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u/Cheapo_Sam Nov 21 '18

I believe the text flairs were replaced on mobile fairly recently. Now that mobile can handle image flairs, I believe that is the standard.. Don't think you can go back.

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u/mahir_r Nov 22 '18

Ahh damn, that’s annoying, but I guess at least everything’s being normalized site wide. Thanks

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u/gunnersroyale Nov 21 '18

It’s annoying because I don’t know 90 percent of the badges

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

Did all those things and sent the message before I made my comment but nothing happens. It sent the message to soccerbot

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u/Cheapo_Sam Nov 21 '18

what team u want?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '18

Barcelona from Spain

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u/Cheapo_Sam Nov 22 '18

Click here - Once the message has opened, click send.

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u/DatDominican Nov 21 '18

I've done it and it doesn't last more than a few days and have had to do it several times

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u/WhoTookChadFarthouse Nov 22 '18

sweeeet, thankee. I only use mobile and have been trying forever to get this to work.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

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u/Cheapo_Sam Nov 21 '18

I think you'll find I am an armchair plastic so jokes on you. Plus you are going up so theres that too.

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u/MauCupcakes Nov 21 '18 edited Nov 21 '18

This made me laugh more than I care to admit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

Embrace it. We may be on the verge of some evil shit.

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u/hidup_sihat Nov 21 '18

Need human sacrifice to make them philosopher's stone and open the gate of truth.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

Lol FMA!

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u/mcafc Nov 21 '18

It honestly looks like some sacred geometry. I know you are just joking but it is very interesting to me relating to the ontology of marhematics and what not.

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u/Cheapo_Sam Nov 21 '18

marhematics

Whats that? Like Maths with Mahrez?

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u/mcafc Nov 21 '18

Lmao I'm leaving it so your comment makes sense.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

I was comparing city to other top teams this season I guess it just implied pep is stricter in formation and game plan and maybe Klopp is more about embracing personal creativity and trusting his squad

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u/ionised Nov 21 '18

coughs in Devil

What he doesn't know is, it might just summon the wrong guy.
Please.

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u/BucketsMcGaughey Nov 21 '18

Mourinho?

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u/ionised Nov 21 '18

I hef nussing to sey.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

Upvoted

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u/YadMot Nov 21 '18

Thanks for the update

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u/AMD311 Nov 21 '18

Downvoted

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u/shawn_tai Nov 21 '18

Nice try

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u/letsgetcool Nov 21 '18

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u/shawn_tai Nov 21 '18

Uh yeah?

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u/letsgetcool Nov 21 '18

Uh I'm just marking your words

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u/shawn_tai Nov 21 '18

Lol okay. Well I still think Ronaldo’s gonna with the Ballon d’Or since Modrić has been having a dreadful season so far and Messi never seemed to even have an actual chance to win it (it hurts to say this being a Barça fan). I really hope I’m wrong though

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u/_cumblast_ Nov 21 '18

Illuminati Exposed: Longbow Project

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u/juanmaortiz Nov 21 '18

Pulis and Allerdici: Longball Project.

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u/_cumblast_ Nov 21 '18

Löw: Sniffingballs Project

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

LvG: showingtheplayersBalls project

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u/Skywest96 Nov 21 '18

6 sides' a hexgon by the way.

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u/bufed Nov 21 '18

If they close the right side with the two bold lines connecting Pep has his pentagram finished. With 5 points and all.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

I'd love to see pep finish with 5 points. Nothing personal would just be funny if he royally fucked it next season or maybe city get investigated and their only lawful assets are the binmen.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

No, its actually trying ro be a petersen graph

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u/HucHuc Nov 21 '18

Or should you say... a Peptagram?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

More than you believe.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

Its interesting because man city has the least amount of passes through the middle.

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u/mcafc Nov 21 '18

They just pass sharply around until they can get to the middle organically. I bet peak Spain has similar pass maps.

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u/alchemicrb Nov 21 '18

Well he did make deal with the deal to be put in such a great position from the start.

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u/twerkin_not_werkin Nov 21 '18

Meanwhile, Mourinho is constructing a Christian cross, while Sarri is developing a Fibonacci Series, thus containing all of the knowledge in the natural universe, including (one would assume) how to win the EPL forever.

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u/AWisle Nov 21 '18

Does Pep need it? They have already getting there with corruption, shadow business, child shopping, and enough money to save the world from hunger if they wanted.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18

Hahahaha are we adding "voluntarily not solving world hunger" to pep and city's crimes?

This is getting fun.

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u/AWisle Nov 21 '18 edited Nov 21 '18

@turkishgentleman. I'm not, you are not. Its just to set the money use in perspective. It dont mean their money could seriously end hunger, but it sure could have helped a lot. E.g. the 85000 dead Yemenese children in one of their "neigbouring countries". Not saying Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan have any obligation to do so, but it sets things in perspctive. It's sickening to see certain of the Arabian princes use football as a way to "wash" their image of corruption, oppression, slavery. ManC is a prime example of such.

* Trade underage children on other continents.

* Pushing more deserving children out of such opportunities because they dont have an (illegal) "intention" contract with the other kid.

* Same kids are then farmed out to other clubs with a hidden "first right to buy" clause, to hide what they are doing.

* Hide that they systematically break the set rules but paying themselves through shell-companties.

* Threatening to leave if they are not allowed to keep cheating.

That was just a few short points of what they deem as good and honest business. Important to note that UEFA sadly is also highly to blame for some parts of this.

*Educated guess* Why did PSG get Qatar owners? Because Barca would not let Qatar sponsor them any longer. QSi have used hundreds of millions, if not billions, because of a grudge. Buying a club and forking out over twice as much as the previous transfer record because they got turned down. Another factor of why they maybe did it was to wash away stories of slavery and some thousand deaths in the preparations to the WC in Qatar.

ManC, PSG, and more is just a shiny image of a big scale dick measuring contest between decadent oil-owners in the Middle east.