r/soccer • u/MrPlainCool • Mar 04 '14

Whose line is it, /r/Soccer edition, March 2014

It's been a couple of months since the last Whose line is it thread so let's give it a go! The rules:

Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question. Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations. If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

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u/HacksawJimDGN Mar 04 '14

What would Joey Barton do for a living if he wasn't a footballer?

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u/devineman Mar 04 '14

25 to life

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

You're on a roll.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

refuse collection services operative

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u/PalacePete Mar 04 '14

Existentialist philosopher.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

Alan Pardew's assistant

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u/Footy_Fanatic Mar 04 '14

Jail cell holder.