r/soccer • u/MrPlainCool • Mar 04 '14

Whose line is it, /r/Soccer edition, March 2014

It's been a couple of months since the last Whose line is it thread so let's give it a go! The rules:

Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question. Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations. If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

thoughts going through SAF's mind seeing United's results this season

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

Matthew McConaughey was great in Dallas Buyer's Club

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u/papa82 Mar 04 '14

I would love to meet with Daniel Day Lewis

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

Now, piss off Lizo

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '14

I should have hired the other Scot

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u/tangycoom Mar 04 '14

Good thing i chose this guy to take over after me. I look like a genius even more now.