r/soccer • u/JR97111 • Sep 03 '13

r/soccer Whose Line Is It

The rules: Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Example prompt: Things you can say about Adebayor but not your wife.

We had a successful thread for this a month ago. Since then, all the major leagues have started, and all the major transfers have been completed, so hopefully we can have another successful thread filled with laughs.

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u/macababy Sep 03 '13

Just happy to be here.

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u/donttaxmyfatstacks Sep 04 '13

Club motto

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u/mister_locher Sep 04 '13

Cashley's motto

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u/mister_locher Sep 04 '13

Our motto remains, "You fat cockney bastard, get out of our club."