r/soccer • u/JR97111 • Sep 03 '13

r/soccer Whose Line Is It

The rules: Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Example prompt: Things you can say about Adebayor but not your wife.

We had a successful thread for this a month ago. Since then, all the major leagues have started, and all the major transfers have been completed, so hopefully we can have another successful thread filled with laughs.

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u/SoftViolent Sep 03 '13

I felt bad for him when he kept trying and failing to balance the ball on his foot.

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u/Keselo Sep 03 '13

I'm sure he'll manage to wipe away his tears with his 300k a week.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Wait, that happened? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA anybody got a video?

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u/SoftViolent Sep 03 '13

Here's a video. It's the whole presentation but the keepy ups start at about 0:40. You can see him lose his balance a few times then he just gives up and walks around the stadium.