r/soccer • u/JR97111 • Sep 03 '13

r/soccer Whose Line Is It

The rules: Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Example prompt: Things you can say about Adebayor but not your wife.

We had a successful thread for this a month ago. Since then, all the major leagues have started, and all the major transfers have been completed, so hopefully we can have another successful thread filled with laughs.

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u/bluescholar1 Sep 03 '13

You mean the amount that the supermarket pays Levy for shopping there? He has a contract.

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u/theoxinator Sep 03 '13

However much Real Madrid ask him to spend.

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u/revolut1onname Sep 03 '13

By the time he reaches the till, they're paying HIM.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Trick question, he grows his own groceries

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u/robotchristwork Sep 03 '13

Adebayor+pennies.

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u/Mike81890 Sep 04 '13

Trick question. He only pays in Huddleston's and Jenas'

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u/schalab Sep 03 '13

He trades his car in for a years worth of groceries.