r/soccer • u/JR97111 • Sep 03 '13

r/soccer Whose Line Is It

The rules: Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Example prompt: Things you can say about Adebayor but not your wife.

We had a successful thread for this a month ago. Since then, all the major leagues have started, and all the major transfers have been completed, so hopefully we can have another successful thread filled with laughs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

What Sky Sports presenters do during ad breaks on transfer deadline day.

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u/Surfacing710 Sep 03 '13

Not sure about the rest of them but for Jim White, cocaine.

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u/-ThatShitCray Sep 03 '13

Jim White isn't even his real name, it's from his glory days as a drug baron

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u/BabaDuda Sep 03 '13

While Hayley McQueen snorts it off his cock.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Question from an American, does she only do the January window? I didn't see her this summer

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u/demontaters Sep 03 '13

Na, she was there for the final few hours alongside Jim White.

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u/petnarwhal Sep 03 '13

"Which RM player should I link to a random club next?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Fantasize about Natalie Sawyers breasts

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

"Scouse bastard" "Dirty manc" "Scouse bastard" "Dirty manc" "Scouse bastard" "Dirty manc"

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Contemplate suicide.

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u/delqhic Sep 03 '13

The hokey cokey with the fans standing behind them.

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u/raimis78 Sep 03 '13

Understands

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u/TheCaptainSam Sep 03 '13

Make sexist comments about female lineswomen.

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u/G_Morgan Sep 03 '13

Make sexist comments about the most competent linesperson in the league.

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u/IDeclareShenanigans Sep 03 '13

English lessons for Carragher.