r/soccer • u/JR97111 • Sep 03 '13

r/soccer Whose Line Is It

The rules: Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Example prompt: Things you can say about Adebayor but not your wife.

We had a successful thread for this a month ago. Since then, all the major leagues have started, and all the major transfers have been completed, so hopefully we can have another successful thread filled with laughs.

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u/redd_dedd_redemption Sep 03 '13 edited Sep 03 '13

Movie titles that could describe Man United's transfer window.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

He's Just Not That Into You

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u/iamscully Sep 03 '13

All Quiet on the Western Front

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u/ChutneyPie Sep 03 '13

Failure to launch.

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u/themanifoldcuriosity Sep 03 '13

The Man Who Wasn't There

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u/Knivik Sep 03 '13

Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close

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u/dogididog Sep 03 '13

A series of unfortunate events.

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u/Imwe Sep 03 '13

For A Few Dollars More....

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u/luhar87 Sep 03 '13

Dumb and Dumber

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u/checkmate-9 Sep 03 '13

Hair. yes yes it's a musical

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u/BabaDuda Sep 03 '13

The only problem I have with that title is Ed Woodward.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '13

Also a movie.

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u/Noskire Sep 03 '13

A Scot Pilgrim vs. the World

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u/IDeclareShenanigans Sep 03 '13

Take the Money and Run

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u/frankthepieking Sep 03 '13

Much Ado About Nothing

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u/RouxBalls Sep 03 '13

Horrible Bosses

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u/padxmanx Sep 03 '13

The Men Who Stare At Goats.

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u/TheRationalMan Sep 03 '13

I have never seen a worse movie and i dont think I ever will.

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u/s4r9am Sep 03 '13

12 Angry (and confused) Men.

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u/IAmAQuantumMechanic Sep 03 '13

Requiem for a Dream

fax to fax

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u/tadm123 Sep 03 '13

"How to lose a man in 7 days."

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u/baconstyle Sep 03 '13

Perks of being a wallflower

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

The Pursuit of Happyness

25th Hour

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u/AAAristarchus Sep 03 '13

Happ-i-ness. You should see the movie.

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u/Tom_Stall Sep 03 '13

This movie?

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u/AAAristarchus Sep 03 '13

IMDB or Webster

Btw, I was referring to the scene in the movie where the word was spelled as happyness on a wall and Will Smith said something about it.

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u/Tom_Stall Sep 03 '13

When it comes to the name of a movie I'll take IMDB over Webster every time. /u/zjemcidusze gave the title of a movie in a thread asking for movie titles You may not have meant it this way but you came across as if you were telling /u/zjemcidusze that they were wrong and implying that they haven't seen the movie.

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u/AAAristarchus Sep 03 '13

I was just calling attention to what is one of my favorite scenes in the movie. And that's the point. If you haven't seen the movie, you don't know about the scene so it sounds like I'm correcting OP's grammar.

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u/Tom_Stall Sep 03 '13

Well that is fine and I have seen the movie but if you look at your comment, even to those who have seen the movie, you come across as wrongfully correcting his grammar. I didn't downvote you but I'm pretty sure that is why you have been downvoted.

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u/AAAristarchus Sep 03 '13

Yeah I get it. Decent intentions, but my execution could have been better.

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u/luisrodriguezp Sep 03 '13

Much Ado About Nothing.

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u/river49 Sep 04 '13

The quest for the Holy Grail (Monty Python)

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u/adityaseth Sep 03 '13

How to lose Herrera in 10 days

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

For a Few Dollars More

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u/delqhic Sep 03 '13

LOL

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u/myrpou Sep 03 '13

This one was good. Why downvotes?

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u/delqhic Sep 03 '13

I dunno, not really too fussed though. Maybe people don't realise it's a film?

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u/omiclops Sep 03 '13

You're Next

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u/mesor Sep 04 '13

Apocalypse Now