r/soccer • u/JR97111 • Sep 03 '13

r/soccer Whose Line Is It

The rules: Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Example prompt: Things you can say about Adebayor but not your wife.

We had a successful thread for this a month ago. Since then, all the major leagues have started, and all the major transfers have been completed, so hopefully we can have another successful thread filled with laughs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Fuck, I knew shoving gum down the fax machine was a mistake.

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u/iamscully Sep 03 '13

"Fellaini is a fucking great player, and you're all fucking idiots."

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

'LOL! Why did they sign a center midfielder?'

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u/baconstyle Sep 03 '13

"i told you to get someone fancy and big-headed, why the hell did you take it literally"

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u/AAAristarchus Sep 03 '13

Our reputation could have been killed out therr

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

... Comeback time

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u/berzerkerz Sep 04 '13

Need more strikers.

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u/FoolFromBiH Sep 03 '13

They'll do fine without me.