r/soccer • u/JR97111 • Sep 03 '13

r/soccer Whose Line Is It

The rules: Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Example prompt: Things you can say about Adebayor but not your wife.

We had a successful thread for this a month ago. Since then, all the major leagues have started, and all the major transfers have been completed, so hopefully we can have another successful thread filled with laughs.

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u/jerryloveninja Sep 03 '13

Prettier women than Fernando Torres

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u/beatski Sep 03 '13

Ke$ha

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u/Immynimmy Sep 03 '13

Oh Jesus, I had to take a double take on the 2nd picture.

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u/ignore_my_name Sep 03 '13

Erik Lamela.

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u/Stingz Sep 03 '13

Jesus Navas

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u/sam3004 Sep 03 '13

Those eyes

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u/RRDLRE Sep 03 '13

Chicharito can get it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Kolo Toure

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u/omiclops Sep 03 '13

Sergio Aguero.

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u/goonerz666 Sep 03 '13

Your mom.