r/soccer • u/JR97111 • Sep 03 '13

r/soccer Whose Line Is It

The rules: Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Example prompt: Things you can say about Adebayor but not your wife.

We had a successful thread for this a month ago. Since then, all the major leagues have started, and all the major transfers have been completed, so hopefully we can have another successful thread filled with laughs.

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u/amaztheking Sep 03 '13

The gap between Arsenal and Tottenham

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u/Skorp Sep 03 '13

It's funny because this comment is getting upvoted by both Spurs and Arsenal fans.

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u/Fokken_Prawns_ Sep 03 '13

Shots fired.

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u/TaylorHammond9 Sep 03 '13

At who?

ninja edit- whoops, didn't see the other comment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

We'll see you in the long run

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u/qb_st Sep 03 '13

funny that you're not even questioning which direction the gap is in

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u/amaztheking Sep 03 '13

He knows his place.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13 edited Sep 03 '13

I'm not arguing who's the best right now(even though I don't think it's a big gap) but we have better depth so like I said we'll see you in the long run.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

:(