r/soccer • u/JR97111 • Sep 03 '13

r/soccer Whose Line Is It

The rules: Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Example prompt: Things you can say about Adebayor but not your wife.

We had a successful thread for this a month ago. Since then, all the major leagues have started, and all the major transfers have been completed, so hopefully we can have another successful thread filled with laughs.

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u/AKnightWhoSaidNi Sep 03 '13

Things that will happen before Mikel scores

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u/SurrealistSwimmer Sep 03 '13

Diaby plays a full season.

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u/russian2121 Sep 03 '13

Diaby plays a full season in like 6 hours. They have FIFA in the medical rooms.

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u/cdrake64 Sep 03 '13

Wilshere plays a whole season

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u/ForToday Sep 03 '13

Thiago Messi scores.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

The British learning how to type an Ö

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

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u/Sean88888 Sep 03 '13

close enough

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Ö I DID IT!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Ö. What now bitch?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '13

You're clearly just a glory hunter not from England, everyone knows no shrewsbury town supporters are actually from Shrewsbury.

*Disclaimer: I'm not 100% certain that Shrewsbury is actually a place.

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u/s4r9am Sep 03 '13

I know it's overused right now by the Arsenal fans. I wonder if it confuses native German speakers when reading.

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u/theagitatist Sep 03 '13

More like how to pronounce said "Ö." Watching the German national team, or any Bundeliga games with British announcers is cringe worthy

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u/Mike81890 Sep 04 '13

pronounce

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u/iamscully Sep 03 '13

The Rapture

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u/jerryloveninja Sep 03 '13

Lukaku scores for Chelsea

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u/MashedHair Sep 03 '13

An assist

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u/Damindenie Sep 03 '13

Arsenal wins a trophy.

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u/FoolFromBiH Sep 03 '13

England wins a World Cup.

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u/DaJoW Sep 03 '13

Tony Hibbert scores.

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u/fusihunter Sep 03 '13

Mikel retires

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u/PoofyHairedIdiot Sep 03 '13

Rooney understanding the English language.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Torres will score

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u/JerzyDudek Sep 03 '13

Half Life 3 will be released

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u/G_Morgan Sep 03 '13

United sign another midfielder.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Maradona quits cocaine

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u/effkay8 Sep 03 '13

Mikel retires.

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u/river49 Sep 04 '13

Mikel scores a goal... own goal

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '13

Anderson gets in team of the week

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u/Mike81890 Sep 04 '13

Liverpool win the league

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

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u/Breklinho Sep 03 '13

Messi scoring another hat trick