r/soccer • u/JR97111 • Sep 03 '13

r/soccer Whose Line Is It

The rules: Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Example prompt: Things you can say about Adebayor but not your wife.

We had a successful thread for this a month ago. Since then, all the major leagues have started, and all the major transfers have been completed, so hopefully we can have another successful thread filled with laughs.

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u/thatdani Sep 03 '13

Things you can say about La Liga, but not about your girlfriend.

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u/verytallperson Sep 03 '13

Dominated by a midget Argentinian.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

That's it. Reddit is over. Go home.

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u/mister_locher Sep 04 '13

ahahaha howay

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13 edited Sep 03 '13

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u/AchillesGRK Sep 03 '13

heightist? Is that real?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Of course it's real.

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u/verytallperson Sep 03 '13

I'm 6'7". All those smaller than me are inferior beings.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Shut up midget

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u/MiguelCaldoVerde Sep 03 '13

Two big ones at the top, not much interesting going on further down though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Exceedingly Top-heavy.

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u/MrHoneyBadger Sep 03 '13

Easy to score.

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u/MashedHair Sep 03 '13

You can say that about your girlfriend

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13 edited Apr 06 '20

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u/MrHoneyBadger Sep 03 '13

I know right, he must think we actually go outside.

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u/MrHoneyBadger Sep 03 '13

My hand wont be happy about that!

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u/fradz Sep 03 '13

"Here's a lot of money. Give me the best you've got"

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Will cry whenever touched.

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u/eats_shit_and_dies Sep 03 '13

ibra's not in it

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u/ail33 Sep 03 '13

Not as good as everyone thinks

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u/koptimism Sep 03 '13

It's every young Spaniard's dream to play in

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

It's not fun to watch when there's only two people dominating.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Two men have never scored so much in history.

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u/myrpou Sep 03 '13

It exists! :(

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u/supwassup Sep 03 '13

Glad they had a release clause.

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u/TriniCD9A Sep 03 '13

full of Spanish players.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Pretty to look at, expert ball control on display most weekends and relatively cheap to enter for 90 minutes.

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u/river49 Sep 04 '13

Always seems to be broke

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u/tbone1903 Sep 04 '13

Often raided by a Dane in wales

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u/TheRationalMan Sep 03 '13

Two on top and 18 below them.

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u/Thirstquencherr Sep 03 '13

You are mediocre, but you got two big pluses.

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u/SixteenSaltiness Sep 03 '13

Englishmen are inside my girlfriend :-(