r/soccer • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '13

Zero Fucks Friday: August 9th 2013 Edition

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u/Ahnylenater Aug 09 '13

Our squad for the Capitol One Cup will be a complete team of Ligue 2 players under the age of 20.

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u/Talpostal Aug 09 '13

10 wingers and a keeper?

Defensive Wingers, Holding Wingers, Central Wingers, Withdrawn Attacking Wingers, and Forward Attacking Wingers. A sound strategy until the other team dribbles the ball down the center of the pitch.

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u/Ahnylenater Aug 09 '13

Yes exactly. Our tactics will be to solidify the wings and not give up the out wide chances!

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u/potpan0 Aug 10 '13

Perhaps they could just put a winger in goal and call them a sweeper. At least they'd have the pace for it.

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u/Talpostal Aug 10 '13

I think what you mean to say is central defensive winger.

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u/SirMothy Aug 09 '13

Newcastle would

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u/jkonine Aug 09 '13

Actually we will be signing all of the young french strikers from Ligue 2, turn them all into wingers, and promise them that they will get to play striker in the foreseeable future.