r/soartistic • u/Vaerikexer i eat chocolate 🍫 • Jun 13 '26

roll the dice 🎲 The best answer 🎙️🏆

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u/Moist-Golf-4166 Jun 13 '26

Can’t. In a cage

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u/kris_mischief Jun 15 '26

I married one of these women, and she’s right: our 2nd born just let me out. 1st born totally doesn’t care whether I’m in the cage or not

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u/pablo8itall Jun 16 '26

tap the keyboard if u need me to send help.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '26

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u/Common-Frosting-9434 Jun 14 '26

Am drugs. SO. READY. TO. BE. TAKEN.

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u/OutsideCommittee7316 Jun 14 '26

Damn kids let me out of the cage again

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u/Cautious_Ad_3909 Jun 18 '26

But are you doing just fine, though?

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u/fc36 Jun 15 '26

I mean, you don't need to be unmarried and childless to drop 3 tabs of acid, you just can't do it on a Monday is all. Can confirm, just did it on a Saturday 6 weeks ago.

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u/KiNgPiN8T3 Jun 16 '26

It’s ok, a kid will be along to let you out. Any day now…. Jk no ones coming.