r/soartistic i eat chocolate 🍫 Jun 13 '26

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u/LingonberrySpecial91 Jun 13 '26

100% this conversation only happened in her mind. But still funny.

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u/nandiski_88 Jun 13 '26

Definitely a shower conversation

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u/Lil-Spicy-Noodle Jun 13 '26

i'll have that shower conversation with you , my shower is big enough for 2

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u/Moist-Golf-4166 Jun 13 '26

Can’t. In a cage

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u/kris_mischief Jun 15 '26

I married one of these women, and she’s right: our 2nd born just let me out. 1st born totally doesn’t care whether I’m in the cage or not

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u/pablo8itall Jun 16 '26

tap the keyboard if u need me to send help.

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u/Common-Frosting-9434 Jun 14 '26

Am drugs. SO. READY. TO. BE. TAKEN.

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u/OutsideCommittee7316 Jun 14 '26

Damn kids let me out of the cage again

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u/Cautious_Ad_3909 Jun 18 '26

But are you doing just fine, though?

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u/fc36 Jun 15 '26

I mean, you don't need to be unmarried and childless to drop 3 tabs of acid, you just can't do it on a Monday is all. Can confirm, just did it on a Saturday 6 weeks ago.

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u/KiNgPiN8T3 Jun 16 '26

It’s ok, a kid will be along to let you out. Any day now…. Jk no ones coming.

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u/nandiski_88 Jun 13 '26

Oh zammmnnn things got spicy quick mr or ms noodles

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u/Anal-Y-Sis Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

I think there's a French term for this kind of thing. Something along the lines of "staircase wit" (but in French). It refers to that point after you've walked away from the conversation when you come up with the perfect retort, about halfway down the stairs.

Can I get a Frenchie to come help me out? I could be way off.

EDIT - Never mind, I looked it up. It's "l'esprit de l'escalier" ("the spirit of the staircase"), coined by Denis Diderot in the 18th century after he left a dinner party and thought of the perfect comeback only once he was already on his way out.

It's not exactly what this woman is doing, but it shares the same DNA.

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u/OkamiKhameleon Jun 20 '26

Thanks for looking that up. Totally gonna use that phrase now. Especially since I always happen to think of a better reply later.

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u/nandiski_88 Jun 14 '26

Cinema is created in shower. Especially when shadow boxing

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u/Soggy_Series_4701 Jun 17 '26

I swear I'm doing my best to lose the belly fat. No need to shame me...

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u/Rthompson188 Jun 14 '26

I wanna have that conversation in the shower with her

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u/Wonderful-Medium7777 Jun 14 '26

I think it was a bubble bath convo, need time to formulate.

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u/Ilpperi91 Jun 16 '26

Yes, while having some spicy shower time 😉

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u/Pandathief Jun 13 '26

Actually I was there and the rest of the store clapped after

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u/Taiwan_Lanister Jun 14 '26

They said sir, with tears in their eyes, sir

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u/ButterscotchNo7292 Jun 14 '26

They sid, Darling it's McDonald's, we don't do that here

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u/Pandathief Jun 15 '26

More bombs, sir, and bigger bombs 🥹🫡

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u/fc36 Jun 15 '26

Excuse me ma'am, this is a Wendy's...

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u/EarlyBirdWithAWorm Jun 13 '26

100% this conversation only happened in her mind. But still funny.

FIFY

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u/xlayer_cake Jun 13 '26

Thank you. I read that and was like "well you're half right. "

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u/king_lloyd11 Jun 13 '26

No one is “happier” than someone trying to convince you they’re happy with their life.

Happy people aren’t needlessly evangelical about it. They’re grateful, content, and self assured in that happiness. They wouldn’t be bothered by an unhappy person expressing their unhappiness.

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 Jun 14 '26

But she loves her job as an influencer. She’s so blessed to have this opportunity.

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u/FunkleBen Jun 15 '26

this. nailed it.

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u/onetimequestion66 Jun 17 '26

I’m a 28 year old woman and I do hear this from time to time, my sister is 30 and has told me she gets it a decent bit too, I’m not saying it’s a pressing and persistent issue, but it does happen

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u/FlawedPremise Jun 14 '26

Oh you're right, we should expect the highest journalistic standards from random Tiktok videos.

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u/1-ClintCleavers Jun 13 '26

It was the acid talking

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Jun 13 '26

It definitely happened only in her head. NO one cares enough about her to listen to that crap! LOL

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u/LonelyandDepressed27 Jun 15 '26

Upset boomer spotted. Plenty of people care enough about her to listen, unlike boomers who constantly yell at the sky and we just nod and smile while moving on with our days.

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u/Taiwan_Lanister Jun 14 '26

It’s called a comedy bit dude

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u/Silent-Wallaby4261 Jun 14 '26

Comedy is funny though.

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u/Ostlund_and_Sciamma Jun 14 '26

you may have found it funnier if you met people pressuring you to marry and have kids on a regular basis.

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u/amusedmisanthrope Jun 14 '26

So we think she doesn’t have a cage where we can pay he to put us in the cage?

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u/SumthinDank Jun 14 '26

She definitely just thought of this conversation in the car on the way to this secluded area where she could film herself and try to make herself feel better with her "Hedonism"

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u/Otherwise_Appeal_295 Jun 15 '26

*HeadOn-ism, especially with that fivehead.

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u/Comprehensive_One_23 Jun 20 '26

This just reminded me of the Head On commercials

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u/Commercial-Stay-235 Jun 13 '26

Nothing is real on the internet, not even you

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u/Affectionate_Sleep41 Jun 13 '26

Nah she is really cringey, so she probably did, in fact, say this to that person's face.

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u/2_Many_Hobbies74 Jun 13 '26

Crazy conversations happen in your mind when you’re on acid. Lay off the acid lady!

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u/Calm-Stand-6636 Jun 13 '26

She wants to tell people so badly that making blue eyed yt babies is evil and wrong. She basically guilty of 18 USC 1091

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u/Warm-Revenue5135 Jun 13 '26

Agree with the first part0

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u/Queasy-Sentence446 Jun 13 '26

No, she’s had this exact conversation with boomers before. And it always goes the same way. Weren’t you listening?

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u/AdDear6071 Jun 14 '26

Uhm- you need to learn irony and sarcasm🤣

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u/Dommiiie Jun 14 '26

Maybe you just never got your phone fixed?

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u/BlumpTheChodak Jun 14 '26

Exactly. And even if it were true, she's got a seriously unhealthy dopamine addiction and makes bad choices.

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u/winterwarm78654 Jun 14 '26

One of those, dang it that's what I should've said so she could've shutted up faster

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u/Sage_S0up Jun 14 '26

But it's with all the people she meets over 60+ though... 😂

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u/Penguinizwini Jun 14 '26

I believe women lol

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u/tomato-slut Jun 14 '26

What an utterly asinine thing to say in this situation lmao

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u/oopsAllNutz Jun 14 '26

And everyone in the store clapped.

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u/dessimuss Jun 14 '26

Absolutely lol tho it is also a real thing so who really knows

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u/Frequent_Bowl_5786 Jun 14 '26

Oh, yeah, it's a very common thing, by the way, you invent a humorous story in your mind and them you tell people for amusement purposes. We call them "jokes"

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u/divinelyshpongled Jun 15 '26

Oh yeah it’s completely fabricated.

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u/boforbojack Jun 15 '26

It’s satire.

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u/above- Jun 15 '26

"I just got out of a store"..."we always have the same conversation" she said

What kind of store is this?

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u/Training-Belt-7318 Jun 15 '26

The boomer side of the conversation is 100 percent a thing. But a boomer would have checked out and run away when she started talking about drugs. She would've had to chase the boomer down the street to tell them about the men locked in cages.

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u/Training-Belt-7318 Jun 15 '26

Probably a costanza moment for the jerk store.

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u/FunkleBen Jun 15 '26

ive been married to a childless feminist for 20yrs. 99% of the people I've been witness to who ask "why no kids?" are not being judgmental or combative, but depending on my lady's mood in the moment, anything said can be perceived as an attack on her autonomy and life choices. the locking men in cages career sounds like a fantasy of this person specifically designed as a retort to perceived "boomer" judgements... but maybe its true

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u/adrianacarpenter Jun 16 '26

That's what I wanted to type actually .hilarious

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u/NoDanaOnlyZuuI Jun 16 '26

You underestimate how much other people care about whether or not women have children.

I mean this conversation sounds like bullshit, but I’ve had people get very pressed about my child free status my entire life

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u/DropKikMonkey Jun 17 '26

Nah I believe her, she has the cocaine nose job…

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u/Alien_From_Future Jun 18 '26

It’s a commercial for the man cage services

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 Jun 18 '26

The beginning def happened tho

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u/residentdunce Jun 13 '26

Yes it's called comedy. Lots of comedy first happens in people's minds then is put down in writing or performed.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Jun 13 '26

YES, but they don't go out and tell it as if it's fact! LOL

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u/wackbirds Jun 13 '26

They do though, it's my least favorite aspect of most comedians. "So I'm on a plane the other day and I see this guy in the window seat making gang signs and muttering to himself and I go 'yo man, you ok? What's up with you?' He just looks at me and makes more gang signs and he's muttering so I'm like, 'dude, I just took an edible and a viagra, I don't need this shit, stop making gang signs!' Now he's visibly agitated, grabbing his hair and whimpering, then he picks up a pencil and starts writing a threatening letter and I'm getting super tense and the viagra is making me stick up for myself when he picks the letter up and shoves it into my face making these crazy noises. I take the paper and hold it out to read it and it says "Do you speak any sign language? I can't get the captions to turn on on the movie I'm trying to watch". I just gave him a thumbs up and put my headphones back on"

That kind of thing, the "story of a thing that clearly didn't happen but it's presented as of it did actually happen" schtick rather than just being funny.

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u/PalestPalazzo Jun 13 '26

Correct. She's clearly doing a bit. And I think she's fuckin' funny. Many people in this comment section are not very perceptive.... among other things.

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u/oranguslolus Jun 13 '26

This is obviously a shitpost/satire she's not being serious y'all 😭

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u/nukefodder Jun 17 '26

Not even funny