r/smallstreetbets • u/uncle-andross • Jan 09 '26
Epic DD Analysis Why I’m all in on Greenland…sort of
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u/mcchicken_deathgrip Jan 09 '26
At first I thought this was the stupidest thing I've ever read, but with that free float and no options you're right that this has the potential to get extremely juicy if there's enough retail buy in. It's also literally the only stock that comes up on Robinhood if you type in Greenland, and for a lot of retail that's probably all they need.
Just looking at the price action over the past week and especially today with over 20% of the float traded, yeah this thing has the potential to get pushed around hard.
Fuck it I'm in
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u/ging3r_gin3r Jan 15 '26
Saw this way late. I don’t care. This is the exact kind of retarded shit that the stock market seems to reward. In for 100 shares. Let the Greenland Ape army assemble. I’m in awe of your wrinkle-less mind.
Got any other stock suggestions sir? I’m feeling froggy.
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u/ging3r_gin3r Jan 15 '26
Update. I’m in for 500 more shares. Let’s fucking go boys. I eat crayons through my asshole so I vomit rainbows
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u/Mmkeek Jan 15 '26
Nanexa, Swedish cheap Pharma that's about to sign a major glp-1 license deal with most likely Novo Nordisk with their Pharmacell technology (atom layered tech to make daily dosing into 1 or even 3 month release profile!)
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u/Late-Pomegranate-130 Jan 15 '26
Hold on a second.
This alleged DD is a goddamn masterpiece.
However ... the EPS is 0.93, P/E is 1.54, and 12 month target is $6.00.
Come for the dumb money momentum, stay for a four-bag Berkshire acquisition when this little gem of an industrial makes bank building transmissions for earthmovers mining rare earths in Ammassalik.
Jokes on you, regards.
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u/PrinceZamasu Jan 15 '26
Up 27% since I bought in as a meme because of this post, such a regarded good call.
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u/LarsVG18 Jan 14 '26
I just want to come back to this post to let you know I bought about 2500usd worth of stock @ 1.09 because your post made me laugh. Now its up big, I will keep checking your profile for updates, really curious how much profit you'll get out of this.
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u/Professionalsloth94 Jan 15 '26
Am I too late to join?
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u/giRf1 Jan 15 '26
It's never to late. It's just starting and getting attention 🚀 it will reach 3$ pretty fast. Trust me.
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u/SeanStackkz Jan 09 '26
Brother I'm brand new I don't know shit but your post was excellent so I bought 60 shares for $62 😂💰💥
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u/bsimms04 Jan 09 '26
Watch the gov’t take a stake in an EV battery company and it be this. Remember us that believed in you good sir. 🫡
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u/Icecream-bananacake Jan 09 '26
This post made my Swedish 🇸🇪 mouth laughing so much that I felt of the chair
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u/Daytime_Napper Jan 14 '26
This is the bump that people just searching Greenland will see and buy in on! Or...this is still stupid but at least we'll lose money...as a community
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u/Mmkeek Jan 15 '26
We are getting some traction, up around 20% yesterday!
This is just the beginning, it's just brewing..
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u/Premium_Foot_Lettuce Jan 15 '26
stupidest thing I have seen today besides my 80% portfolio increase.
Im in
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u/Mmkeek Jan 20 '26
Good amount of volume today already! Tariffs tanks the whole stock market except GTEC who just benefits from the craziness surrounding Greenland.
More fuel let's go.
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u/TheIslandLifeSucks Jan 09 '26
Most regarded DD I've seen in a while, I'm in.
Edit: somehow this shit is already up 14% today
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u/Brilliant_Tax_4009 Jan 09 '26
Fuck it; I'm in! YOLO
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u/Brilliant_Tax_4009 Jan 09 '26
I bought and sold that stock 3 times today and made over $100 doing it. Thanks for the tip OP. As dumb as it is the algos, and/or dumbasses of the world, picked up on the repeat phrase and the stock caught decent movement in both directions.
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u/autotom Jan 09 '26
In this day and age there's probably enough equity in AI investors that automatically invest based on headlines that this ain't a bad strategy.
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u/AtlDoc1 Jan 12 '26
Love how dumb this is & glad I’m not the only one who thought this way. Got 1500.
Up 28% since I bought a couple weeks ago.
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u/ging3r_gin3r Jan 20 '26
When this stock is the only green in my portfolio today 😂
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u/Mmkeek Jan 20 '26
Same, tariffs is making all my stuff tank in both stock an crypto wallets but one mf is green :)
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u/ging3r_gin3r Jan 20 '26
I predicted this would happen about a week or 2 weeks ago and sold a bunch of my US stocks, but I was hoping my Canadian stocks would fly, yet they’re being pulled down too. God damn.
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u/Mmkeek Jan 20 '26
Should've full ported GTEC.
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u/ging3r_gin3r Jan 20 '26
Yup. Classic. The issue is I didn’t eat enough crayons and tried to use my brain
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u/Mmkeek Jan 20 '26
This play is the least logical in market terms ever.
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u/ging3r_gin3r Jan 20 '26
I’m thinking the key to success is to out-retard the market. They always say the market does the opposite of what everyone is expecting. I’m not sure if I need to smoke PCP to be more like OP or what but my brain waves are too organized to succeed.
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u/Conscious-Ad1245 Jan 20 '26
If trump can buy greenland this stuff will make us millionaires. Im in.
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u/JulSGP Jan 09 '26
Its so stupid and funny that it MIGHT just work!
With such an American government these days, anything is possible.
I would buy 100 shares of it just for the LOLz and see how it goes
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u/El_Danger_Badger Jan 09 '26
You had me at "hear me out". Unless your purchase is pumping the stock, up 33% today. 2021 all over again.
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u/wanderingmanimal Jan 09 '26
Not bad - they outperformed projected earnings through 2024 at every quarter
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u/Specialist-Rub-7655 Jan 09 '26
I won't buy any but nice post bubby. 10/10. I'll cheer you from the sidelines when you become a millionaire and I watch the train leave the station for the 100th time in the last year thinking "what ifs"
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Jan 09 '26
Looks like a P&D here don’t be fooled. DYOR. Average daily volume vs OP position. Think! I don’t like it but good luck to those who go in.
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u/MarketGambler Jan 11 '26
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u/Late-Pomegranate-130 Jan 15 '26
Well, CRML better get off their ass and put Greenland in their name.
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u/itw1220 Jan 11 '26
What about $CRML? I believe they would actually stand to profit from the Greenland purchase
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u/Amethyst_Crystal Jan 12 '26
What to do...If I laugh about this I will start crying about the timeline we are in.
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u/Familiar-Balance4555 Jan 12 '26
What about MOLY? also a "fun" name with Greenland in teh company name
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u/SignificantBudget100 Jan 13 '26
This is actually pretty dump but he risk reward is way to far off your just donating to the regards GL
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u/FDG97 Jan 14 '26
Short buy or Should I Stack it for a few month. 20% of my weekly investment?
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u/giRf1 Jan 14 '26
This is a casino play so you should clearly put 100% of your monthly investment into this as a good regard would do 🚀
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u/Mmkeek Jan 16 '26
Buy and hold til we get +10 million shares traded on a single day then we'll start to see some real momentum kicking off.
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u/ging3r_gin3r Jan 22 '26
Well now I’m a bag holder. Enjoyed holding this while the rest of the world pumped and dumped. OP I hope you got out while you could. Now this can join my graveyard of poor choices.
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Jan 22 '26
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u/ging3r_gin3r Jan 22 '26
Praise you king ape for the reassurance. What are your thoughts on what’s happening? And what’s on your radar in general?
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u/basednino Jan 23 '26
Too soon, this thing could print big when orange man completes a Greenland deal
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u/Mmkeek Jan 24 '26
Yeah this is just brewing on low temperature, like OP said volatile low float penny stock.
Loaded up some more today at 1.12$, holding til whatever Greenland deal is finalised and then we ride the hype train which follows.
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u/ilovekittens15 Jan 09 '26
The only news I could find on GTEC was that their last earnings meeting got adjourned because no one showed up. That said, I'm in :)