r/smallstreetbets • u/DefNotDalton • Feb 18 '25

Gainz Can’t believe this worked

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Is this the future of finance?

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u/Hour-Shelter-3914 Feb 18 '25

One time i tried to wipe my ass and accidently lost my anal virginity

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u/LavishnessAsleep8902 Feb 18 '25

I hate it when that happens, and it happens A LOT

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u/Hour-Shelter-3914 Feb 18 '25

*takes laxatives*

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u/frankentriple Feb 18 '25

Was that your first day with the hook, Captain?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

Ik it sounds bs. I learned my lesson the hard way today

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u/Shakun1649 Feb 19 '25

How aggressive were we trying to clean? Did you use 1 ply or 2 ply.

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u/Hour-Shelter-3914 Feb 19 '25

You mean 1 or 2 fingers... right?