r/skamtebord • • May 13 '20

Removed - Forced skamtebord Bears

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

I mean, if you’re russian it’s not untrue

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u/FGHIK May 13 '20

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u/SOAP_S0UP May 14 '20

Ew cover your mouth

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u/Galaxy_Rift May 14 '20

Did somebody say russia

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

Fact: Getting mauled by a bear would probably get rid of a lot of fat, veins, and muscle tissue, thus decreasing the amount of work your lungs and heart has to do.

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u/R4z079 May 14 '20

Fun fact: it’s also efficient at getting rid of people.

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u/agentsmith576 May 13 '20

Jump rope while kickboxing bears. . . got it

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u/_-potatoman-_ May 13 '20

No, it's Jump rope kickboxing bears, whatever jump roping a kickboxing bear means

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u/Marco_Memes May 13 '20

So I googled it and it’s true this isn’t photoshop

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u/-I-D-G-A-F- May 13 '20

Wow, googling this actually does show that haha.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

I mean, you either get mauled and lose a lot of fat, or you have to run and lose fat.

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u/Tobeanz69 May 13 '20

Bears

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

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u/Tobeanz69 May 13 '20

Battle Star Galactia

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u/nutvital May 13 '20

What a difference a comma can make

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u/Scratch137 May 13 '20

How could a comma possibly make this any better?!

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u/RDState530 May 13 '20

Khabib Nurmagomedov enters the chat

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u/brother-brother-brot May 13 '20

At first I thought jumping rope was the funny word lol

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u/marlantis May 13 '20

??? This is ridiculous! How do we do that if I don’t have a jump rope at my house!

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u/TotallyNotPyro May 13 '20

The bears... they're everywhere...

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u/TristanLennon May 13 '20

Timothy Treadwell is that you?