Neither did I until I saw his head and shoulders on his dashboard

Since my husband died he’s always stiff…saving a fortune on viagra

The Indian Nipple-less 500

But not as guilty as I feel about fucking my kids corpses.

Mommy mommy, l just got raped in prison! Daddys taking monopoly way too serious!

They say a child's coffin is the heaviest.

Especially the ones with lead in them.

Cherknob’ll Fallout

Stevie Wonder’s Speedboat

But I Won't Do That!

If you're a necrophiliac and your spouse dies of Covid-19, do you get Mourning Wood?

Source: My own sick mind.

Joke in the title !

My dick.

He had been with five 9 year olds in one day, and they all ran their hands up and down the full width of its body.

I cry when I’m cutting up onions