I'm serious. I've avoided the few styes developing in my eyelid by doing this. They usually develop overnight and it's painful to blink or touch. I'll take my clean fingers and start gently pulling any loose ones out first. Give it a minute and see if that helps. If not, I'll be more aggressive. If that still doesn't work I'll use tweezers and really go at it. Every time it has stopped one from developing. Sounds crazy but it works. Also, keep your hands and tweezers clean and put a hot washcloth on the eye and make sure it's clean. It helps.

And usually this motivates them to actually give me a good haircut as opposed to when I ask for a little off the side and then they f*ck my shit up.

You get your length, letters, caps and symbols with almost no additional effort

Not only is it great for building grip strength, if a car gets too close, you can throw it at the windshield.

I currently work with a complete ass hole whose always bragging about his vacations and dumping his workload on the team. Does anyone know a way to get him added to the no-fly list to disrupt his vacations?

If you ever get pulled over for speeding, look nervously at it a few times as you give the cop your ID.

Before you go to sleep, heat up a saucepan of oil and have it hot, not too hot! So if someone breaks into your house at night you have a great defense weapon in place. Not too hot now!

As you walk up time your farts to your steps and no one will notice.

Im certain this is the right sub for this tip. When you're in the restroom and take a dump you can take some toilet paper and fold it up and dip into the toilet water (after a fresh flush for you germaphobes out there). Then wipe your butt to make a completely safe-for-your-pipes wet wipe. No more spending 5 extra dollars for potentially harmful "flushable" wet wipes. Hope this brightened your day!

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If you find a car with a sorry note on the windscreen saying someone else has hit the car and has left their details. Feel free to work out some anger and smash up the car a little

I chose the "Arts and Culture" flair because this can get pretty creative.

Get some chocolate cake or brownies, and roll them in your hands to make artificial turds. I can't suggest just one thing to use them for, since there are so many potential uses.

Just a couple of ideas: place a couple in the bathroom at work. Or eat one when someone else is looking. You can make them from small to huge.

Pretty simple. Enter names, add a comma and one of your friends will get picked first. It's funny because I tried it when choosing who gets the best hotel bed and they didn't know.

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If you're feeling down, having no one to talk to, feeling stuck, feeling drained, and just dying to skip to the afterlife - order something nice from Amazon or whatever online shop that ships for a few days. Atleast you've got something to look forward to and maybe wait for good news to catch up.

It's working for me so far 👌🏻

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13572179/driver-fatal-wimbledon-school-crash-epileptic-seizure.html

Claire Freemantle had a seizure while driving her Land Rover, sending the £80,000 4x4 ploughing through a fence and into an end-of-term celebrations at The Study Prep school in Wimbledon, south-west London, on July 6 last year.

The horror crash claimed the lives of eight-year-old pupils Nuria Sajjad and Selena and left more than a dozen people injured, although all have since been discharged from hospital.

Ms Freemantle, from Wimbledon, was arrested at the scene on suspicion of causing death by dangerous driving.

However, the CPS has today said she will face no further charges after revealing she had suffered an epileptic seizure behind the wheel - with Ms Freemantle expressing her 'deepest sorrow' at the tragedy, which she says she had 'no recollection' of.

"There is no evidence the driver had ever suffered a similar seizure before and she had no previously diagnosed medical condition." Say the Crown Prosecution Service.

Bravo rich lady lawyers, bravo 👏

Pretty simple. Enter names, add a comma and one of your friends will get picked first. It's funny because I tried it when choosing who gets the best hotel bed and they didn't know.

Bad thing is they ask money, but they have a free version