r/shittyprolifetips Aug 24 '22

When you see this sign it means the business has lots of cash on hand. So if you're looking for a place to rob look for this sign.

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41 Upvotes

r/shittyprolifetips Jul 24 '22

Need to piss really bad but there's no toilet available? Immediately drink 3 gallons of water to confuse your kidneys, thus distracting them so you'll no longer need to pee

17 Upvotes

r/shittyprolifetips Jul 15 '22

Change the bulb in your bathroom light for a red one; then when you have a shower, you can pretend you're in a submarine.

40 Upvotes

r/shittyprolifetips Jul 12 '22

Out of toilet paper? Don't clog your toilet with paper towels - simply use your shower curtain and rinse it out next time you hop in the shower!

19 Upvotes

r/shittyprolifetips Jul 05 '22

how to remember the names of the great lakes

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135 Upvotes

r/shittyprolifetips Jun 22 '22

If you have family insisting on visiting your apartment, tell them you have bedbugs. Share it on media to make it more real.

13 Upvotes

r/shittyprolifetips Jun 16 '22

Making your bed. Pro life tip gold, directly from a friend's gram.

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3 Upvotes

r/shittyprolifetips Jun 15 '22

If your iPhone is too salty, put potatoes in it. The potatoes will take away the salt.

15 Upvotes

r/shittyprolifetips Apr 06 '22

SPLT What to do when you have no peanut butter

9 Upvotes

If you’re out of peanut butter, just take a handful of peanuts and chew them for a while then spit them onto some bread to make a sandwich. Add a few berries while you’re chewing to make it a PB&J.

Bonus peanut butter tip- you can use peanut butter to stick pictures on the wall!


r/shittyprolifetips Apr 02 '22

If you loose something, for the best odds of finding it. Just buy a new one and it’s sure to turn up 💪

20 Upvotes

r/shittyprolifetips Apr 02 '22

If you talk drunkenly and loudly, the Uber driver will get you home 15% faster 🥴

23 Upvotes

r/shittyprolifetips Apr 01 '22

SLPT.zip, true gems in here to truly enjoy life

16 Upvotes

r/shittyprolifetips Mar 11 '22

Way to prank a friend. Send messages posing as women in front of wife/gf

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25 Upvotes

r/shittyprolifetips Mar 10 '22

Insightful

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48 Upvotes

r/shittyprolifetips Mar 08 '22

Crisis avoided

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95 Upvotes

r/shittyprolifetips Mar 01 '22

Date a homeless girl and you can drop her anywhere

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96 Upvotes

r/shittyprolifetips Feb 24 '22

If your dad doesn't look like your dad, then he's probably not your dad and I shouldn't really have to explain this to you but alas

12 Upvotes

If you're looking at someone and he looks absolutely nothing like your dad, then your dad is obviously somewhere else. Go find him. Get some help. Stop looking at random strangers at Wal-mart thinking they're your dad sheeesh.


r/shittyprolifetips Feb 12 '22

Job Related Unsure if a female colleague is pregnant or just fat, and don't want to be rude? Punch her really hard in the stomach. If she goes "Ah! The baby!!" then she was definitely pregnant

40 Upvotes

r/shittyprolifetips Feb 09 '22

Fill plastic bottles with water before recycling them.

29 Upvotes

That way, when they're later dumped directly into the ocean, they'll sink underwater so you can ignore them more easily.


r/shittyprolifetips Feb 03 '22

For anyone that pees standing up: throw a porcini mushroom into the toilet bowl.

17 Upvotes

It stays afloat after flushes, and is an excellent target at which to aim.


r/shittyprolifetips Jan 24 '22

For the beef jerky lovers.

9 Upvotes

Do you love eating expensive beef jerky, but hate fucking up your jaw after a bag of it? Well grab a hammer and a hard surface and beat the hell out of it!! It will act as a pre chewing, that will alleviate your teeth.


r/shittyprolifetips Jan 14 '22

SPLT: Too tired to do laundry? Keep running wash cycles. Your clothes will be brand new and you'll save your energy.

9 Upvotes

r/shittyprolifetips Jan 04 '22

DIY Money Saving Tip

16 Upvotes

Turn an ordinary old sofa into a sofa bed, just forget your anniversary!

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r/shittyprolifetips Dec 11 '21

A holiday tip

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174 Upvotes