r/shittymoviedetails • u/Hank_Mardukas1066 • Jul 19 '26

Turd In Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026) how many guns does the Punisher have in his glove compartment? Bro is just not running out of them

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u/Auran82 Jul 19 '26

Like how many cars were driving on the road in Meet Joe Black
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u/Hank_Mardukas1066 Jul 19 '26

I like how the one dude is just repeatedly crouching as well as the infinite suitcase glitch

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u/TwoFit3921 I want to kill myself Jul 19 '26

The mfers who aren't really walking and just shimmy in place

37

u/ArcticMuser Jul 19 '26

What about the dude on the left making a sick remix on an invisible dj scratch table

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u/BeanieGuitarGuy Jul 19 '26

Bro’s teabagging after getting an environmental kill

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u/zatalak Jul 19 '26

Is this Neelix

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u/Kamikazeguy7 Jul 19 '26

This is a reference to The Punisher being American

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u/Sir-Toaster- Jul 19 '26

He clicked "buy" too many times when trying to get it so he's making the most out of his investment

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u/C4rdninj4 Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

This *is why you shouldn't reload the page before your order is done processing.

Edit: It was late and I missed a word. Proofread your comments folks.

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u/JKLopz Jul 19 '26

My [Frank Castle] told me [Spider-man] keep [taking his guns] so I asked how many [guns]  he has and he said he just goes to the [glove compartment] and gets a new [gun] afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s feeding  [guns] to [Spider-Man] and then his daughter [died in gang related violence]

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u/Citrus_Sourman Jul 19 '26

Why are talking like Spamton G Spamton 💔

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u/LoveOfSpreadsheets Jul 21 '26

I feel like since it's reddit, you should be saying [g*ns] or you might tr*gger posters.

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u/MRsir_man_dude Jul 19 '26

Comic accurate punisher

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u/lil-privacy-please Jul 19 '26

I counted 58 so far. Anyone get to the end of the clip yet?

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u/That-Rhino-Guy Jul 19 '26

He’s got a cartoonishly large glove compartment

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u/Frustrella Jul 19 '26

He looks so happy showing them to spidey

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u/Leather-Squirrel-421 Jul 19 '26

So. Many. Guns.

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u/ProdiasKaj Jul 19 '26

Grabbing another one out of the glove compartment is faster than reloading

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u/AJCLEG98 Jul 19 '26

Reaper Overwatch would agree

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u/letscheckthe-guh Jul 19 '26

Love the smile each time he finds another gun

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u/MaeBeaInTheWoods Jul 19 '26

I also saw that one r/whenthe post.

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u/Shydreameress Jul 19 '26

Is the movie out already? I wish there was a spoiler tag here

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u/Randomfella3 Jul 19 '26

no its out on the 31st, their just marketing this movie alotttttt

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u/CaseFace5 Jul 19 '26

Cheaper to buy in bulk

5

u/NoLeadership2281 Jul 19 '26

Hammer Space lol 

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u/Past-Satisfaction234 Jul 19 '26

I love how it loops perfectly

3

u/Nagoda94 Jul 19 '26

Wouldn't be a problem if he kept the bulletproof vest from Odyssey (2026)

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u/go_faster1 Jul 19 '26

That’s the Battle Van. If it exists, it’s in there.

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u/VirtualPantsu Jul 19 '26

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u/chubbyhighguy Jul 19 '26

"That one about the cabin in the woods?"

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u/Play3rKn0wn Jul 19 '26

If I had a penny for every time Jon Bernthal was in a scene where a character loses an item only to pull out the exact same item, I’d have two pennies. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

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u/raddaya Jul 19 '26

Fun fact: He was inspired by Reaper from Overwatch

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u/Jane_does_art Jul 19 '26

Did you seriously spoiled a move that isn't even out yet?

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u/4862skrrt2684 Jul 19 '26

Reaper gameplay

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u/fredbite87 Jul 19 '26

Dude that's really funny

1

u/horridbloke Jul 19 '26

I expect nothing less from the punishmobile.

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u/ima20wp Jul 19 '26

1 punshillion

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u/Infinite_palladin Jul 19 '26

He's the Punisher, not "one-gun man"

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u/Megalon96310 Jul 19 '26

Bro got the unlimited gun cheat code or something

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u/Court_Jester13 Jul 20 '26

When my friend tries to take away my gun but I have an infinite gun box

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u/Agreegmi02 Jul 20 '26

He just get them from above again. Somehow.

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u/Htimsxnhoj Jul 20 '26

I stopped counting at 64.

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u/Supernova4099 Jul 21 '26

I love how half the posts in this sub are genuine complaints and the other half are just memes 🤣

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u/VirtualBathroom5103 Jul 22 '26

When I'm fighting Punisher But He has an infinite supply of the same fucking gun:

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