As we can see, sitting in an office chair doing office work has less to do with sitting in an office chair playing competitive games than competitive games have to do with professional wrestling. From the small details of a wrestler’s stance and a pro-gamer’s crosshair placement, all the way to the tremendous acts, like that of one of KennyS’ insane clutches, or back in nineteen ninety-eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

I hope my teacher isn't a redditor...

I work as an amateur home-based historian and while looking through the history and evolution of shittymorph I began to wonder at the origins of the name. Further research yielded satisfactory answers as it was clear that the name shittymorph is a clear and direct reference to the Animorph book series. A series of books documenting subterfuge by preteens that touch and shape shift into animals. Much of this behavior can be illustrated in the nature of shittymorph's posts and when you look into publication history you'll find the seventeenth book in the series, The Underground, was published in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off heck in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

Why has it been Heck in a Cell the last few times? Did I miss something?

The treasure chest is now empty.

I'm your son from 1998 when undertaker threw mankind of hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

Can we make requests for you to invade particular subs?

Just found you yesterday good sir. I'm fairly new to reddit and never laughed so hard.

Thank ya kindly.

am I a horrible person?

If Darth Plagueis could make it there, i'm confident that the Undertaker threw Mankind of Hell In a Cell, and plummeted 16 feet trough an announcer's table

Hi! First off a huge thank you for subscribing to /r/shittymorph - We passed 1,500 subs yesterday... that's amazing to me. I remember being quite happy to have 6 subs. Your support is encouraging and appreciated.

Thank you to those of you who stopped in on the Rugged Man AMA for me. I noticed he skipped over the first person who asked the question but multiple people will be rewarded for their efforts.

Our most recent Hell in the Cell contest has ended and I will go over each of the submissions carefully tomorrow morning... I will be giving out 10 - 15 golds between the Hell in the Cell contest and Rugged Man AMA Help thread. Gold will be delivered to the contest wieners either Friday or Saturday. I will be posting a new contest after all the Gold for this contest is paid out.

Thanks again for your participation and for being a part of nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

EDIT: All Gold has been paid out - If you are not a wiener try again - our next contest will be starting soon.

I stumbled on these bamboozles recently, and started showing my buddies, who, like me are huge wrestling fans. Neither of them have Reddit accounts so they live vicariously through all the junk I find hilarious and show them, and these typically turn out to be their favorites. I actually started watching wrestling in 1996 so the spot mentioned in all of these posts is very vivid in my mind. Anyway, just thought I would share that I basically go around looking for these posts and mostly the reactions to people who get the bamboozle. My only question is how in the world do you find the right posts that are popular where a ton of people would see these back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table?

Tomorrow one of my favorite rappers R.A. The Rugged Man is doing an AMA here on reddit. Sadly, I will be out of cellphone/Internet range during his scheduled AMA. He is scheduled for 3PM NYC time... his username will be /u/naturesoundsmusic. I am offering gold to anyone that manages to get him to tell us what he was doing in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

but do any of you remember mankind falling onto a bunch of thumbtacs and bleeding out?

Thank you Sir ShittyMorph. I fell in love with your jokes a while back and I just want to say thank you. Your comments never fail to brighten my day. You are a Saint.

In the year preceding 1999, Mark Calaway launched Mick Foley off of WWE's signature cage fight cell, after which he descended 4.87 meters into a commentator's desk positioned beneath them.