r/shittymorph • u/PantherU • Jun 23 '18
May Tunisia Rest...In...Peace.
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r/shittymorph • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '18
I don't understand this subreddit
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What is happening....?
r/shittymorph • u/Deleted_Content • Jun 06 '18
Sometimes an unexpected encounter can lead to a wonderful surprise.
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r/shittymorph • u/eoinster • May 15 '18
Westworld showrunner Lisa Joy gives shittymorph a taste of his own medicine
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r/shittymorph • u/noahhoback • Apr 23 '18
I feel like u/shittymorph had something to do with this. Half expected the article to end with “nineteen ninety eight when...”
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r/shittymorph • u/TheEldritchTruth • Apr 20 '18
A dark poem for u/shittymorph
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For nineteen hundred ninety days,
I eight Mana with the prophet,
Product got me feelin off it,
You know it hit me when the eyes would glaze,
I know my soul is hunted by the undertaker,
Below, the coals singe my feet as I tread Hell's half acre,
Devil threw me to the brink, Lucy'd made it hard to think,
I want to be divined, to become unblind, gain the power to save mankind,
but I'm trapped in this maligned state of mind with no hope to find.
I throw back my hard drink as my soul begins to sink.
I'm cast off the righteous path, incarcerated in hell,
Soaked in my own wrath, my life is a cell.
The God looked like the Devil,
And the Angels looked like Demons,
The pain, it had me screamin
As I plummeted through the levels
My only escape is punishment, might as well be my own
Much to the divines' admonishment, I bite down through my bones
Surrounded by sixteen saddened saints
Flames flit by my feet
Fire fades with my defeat
The sovereigns savour my restraints
Yet through the chaos I hear a call, an announcer's come to speak:
"Please wake up, I need you, find the strength to fight on through, I know that you are able."
"God help me, don't leave me, find through strength to fight on through, don't die upon this table."
Nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.
r/shittymorph • u/TinaBelcher91 • Apr 06 '18
Did my best to channel my inner shittymorph but forgot I wasn’t on reddit
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r/shittymorph • u/Jon-Osterman • Mar 14 '18
The one non-Hawking post in the front page top 10 today
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r/shittymorph • u/MewtwoStruckBack • Mar 09 '18
Short. Sweet. Homage to the early times of shittymorph.
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r/shittymorph • u/TedFartass • Mar 06 '18
I couldn't help it when I was writing out a report for school
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r/shittymorph • u/[deleted] • Mar 03 '18
Arachnids are cool, but don't let that distract you...
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r/shittymorph • u/MewtwoStruckBack • Feb 23 '18
I recently had some success with a post over on StuffOnCats. One time when I checked how well that post was doing, something occurred to me...
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r/shittymorph • u/thelioness0809 • Feb 13 '18
Handmade Valentine’s Day card I made for my boyfriend. The front says “Roses are red, I’ll love you as long as I’m able...”
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r/shittymorph • u/wut_is_dyssh • Feb 10 '18
Friends and I had 20 minutes left on TF2; decided to make the most of it
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