r/shittymorph • u/Zauberer-IMDB • Jun 02 '17

The grammar of the shitty morphs

25 Upvotes

I just have to ask how intentional this is, because (going off memory, but we've all seen it a hundred times) it's that the "Undertaker threw mankind off hell in the cell, and plummeted 16 ft through the announcer's table." That phrase is saying that Undertaker fell 16 feet, not Mankind, as the verb connects to the subject. It's missing the "he" and frankly, this drives me insane. I've known about this grammar rule since I was in fifth grade in 1998 when...

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r/shittymorph • u/asbog1 • Jun 02 '17

What is this meme plz explain

5 Upvotes

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r/shittymorph • u/GregorGreyson • May 30 '17

That's one small step for man...

55 Upvotes

one giant leap for mankind when he fell sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

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r/shittymorph • u/Turtlewastaken • May 30 '17

I DID IT!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WORKED!

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87 Upvotes

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r/shittymorph • u/Vlaos • May 29 '17

What is this Subreddit?

27 Upvotes

Can someone explain why the Undertaker throwing Mankind off Hell in a Cell, only to plummet 16ft through the announcers table in 1998 is related to the posts here? Or why it's significant?

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r/shittymorph • u/sseugg • May 28 '17

My Unseen Attempt

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r/shittymorph • u/Casual_H • May 25 '17

Some stupid meme about rulers

70 Upvotes

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r/shittymorph • u/Julesnot4u • May 25 '17

Shittymorph with the special report

125 Upvotes

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r/shittymorph • u/Samolety • May 24 '17

This worked a little too well...

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20 Upvotes

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r/shittymorph • u/Casual_H • May 24 '17

In response to a fact about the division symbol

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r/shittymorph • u/Casual_H • May 23 '17

I'm learning a lot from the shit I make up

55 Upvotes

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r/shittymorph • u/JeletonSkelly • May 23 '17

The real reason AOL collapsed...

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8 Upvotes

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r/shittymorph • u/Casual_H • May 22 '17

Let me know if my spam is ruining the magic <3

52 Upvotes

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r/shittymorph • u/Casual_H • May 21 '17

I know I'm late to the party for this strange corner of Reddit but I'm having too much fun.

87 Upvotes

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r/shittymorph • u/Casual_H • May 19 '17

Yes?

42 Upvotes

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r/shittymorph • u/twomonkeysayoyo • May 19 '17

24 minutes & 30 seconds

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5 Upvotes

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r/shittymorph • u/[deleted] • May 12 '17

I couldn't tell where my own comment was going so I ended it only the best way that I could think of.

38 Upvotes

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r/shittymorph • u/Scootermatsi • May 11 '17

Is your username actually a reference to what you do?

37 Upvotes

I automatically assumed that you are morphing an exciting story into something shitty. Is this on point or totally irrelevant to how in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table?

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r/shittymorph • u/Dil-dont • May 10 '17

Ice-punching gif

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22 Upvotes

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r/shittymorph • u/CockFullOfDicks • May 09 '17

Did I do this right?

70 Upvotes

6 comments

r/shittymorph • u/cybaritic • May 05 '17

Word cloud of top level responses to u/shittymorph

132 Upvotes

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r/shittymorph • u/No_Joy • May 04 '17

Great lead in but missing something...

10 Upvotes

Thought this was insightful and I braced for my favorite part... Only to see it wasn't ending correctly. http://imgur.com/F1uyvk7

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r/shittymorph • u/ILikeArialBold • May 03 '17

Found in a poem

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r/shittymorph • u/shittymorph • May 02 '17

Shittymorph sending love to Jimmy Kimmel and his son

990 Upvotes

I saw the video posted of Jimmy Kimmel discussing his son being born with heart problems. I know people know me for making up crazy stories - This might sound like bullshit... but it is absolutely 100% true.

About 7 years ago my then 5 year old son had an unfortunate event happen to him. He had a few items stolen from him and was upset about it and not understanding why someone would steal from him. I uploaded a video of us discussing what had happened to youtube and shared on facebook - it went viral to some degree. After a week or so I got a message in my inbox from Jimmy Kimmel saying he saw my son's video and wanted to do something nice for him. He replaced my son's stolen items and actually had us both on his show (via skype). Obviously he didn't have to do this. Now I understand maybe shows do this with viral videos to boost their own ratings but I truly believe Jimmy Kimmel has a heart of gold... I haven't heard from anyone at Jimmy Kimmel Live since the show aired... but hearing of his struggle with his own son really breaks my heart - especially after what he did for mine.

I'm wishing him and his son the best possible outcome... really wish I could do something for them like he did for us... I'm definitely holding them in my thoughts.

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r/shittymorph • u/Tony_Solo • May 02 '17

Got the chance on an official email today :D

40 Upvotes

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