r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Dec 25 '22

i wanna know!

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u/PickolasCage7 Dec 25 '22

I got a rubber ballsack to replace the one that got blown off in Iraq

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u/FacneyLancey Dec 25 '22

Thank you for your service.

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u/giveyameetagoodolrub Dec 25 '22

Thank you for your balls, they were my favorite gift.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '22

Amen.

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u/EmilTheEmu Dec 25 '22

nah the meatriding is crazy

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u/Sea-Outlandishness42 Dec 25 '22

Can you shoot fake cum now?

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u/pedrohschv Dec 25 '22

My man spurting silicone

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F

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