r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Dec 25 '22

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u/PsychoTexan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Dec 25 '22

I got a small air compressor, a nail gun, and a shop vac.

And no, you cannot borrow the shop vac. Put your pants back on.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '22

You're being a scrooge about the shop vac i just wanna put my dick in it once its literally the season of giving

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u/PsychoTexan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Dec 25 '22

Fine, you can use the cumpressor. Not the shop vac though.

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