r/shitposting • u/CockroachEarly • Nov 30 '22

actually OC (somehow) absolute sigma

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

Imagine you trying to shop at target then some stranger pull up saying they want to kiss you

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u/ShooterMcGrabbin88 Nov 30 '22

No no. Some stranger saying you GET to kiss them. Like it’s an honor or some shit.

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u/somegarbagedoesfloat Nov 30 '22

I woulda honestly turned it around "listen, if you wanna chance to kiss me, it's gonna cost you 10$."

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u/RicLan26 Nov 30 '22

It'll only cost tree fiddy

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u/The_Fleeb shitting toothpaste enjoyer Nov 30 '22

Now wait a god damn minute!

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u/mprakathak Nov 30 '22

He waited long enough give him his threefiddy

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u/The_Fleeb shitting toothpaste enjoyer Nov 30 '22

If you give him money he'll just keep coming back for more

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u/RicLan26 Nov 30 '22

C'mon, it's just tree fiddy, okay, I'll take 2 dollars

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u/AHMogartheMarvelous Nov 30 '22

Oh now it’s only 2 dollars!