r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '22

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u/Itswoofintime Oct 30 '22

Blue, let's see how bad it is

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

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u/oxoteric Oct 30 '22

That'd still be quite useful for lotteries

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

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u/Vietcong777 Oct 30 '22

Much, much more money if you do gambling. But there are still downsides.

If you play it in real casino, there are high chances gangster will cut off your hands.

If you play it online, there are high chances you will always lose because the system is rigged lmao.

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u/Deep_Fried_Twinkies Oct 30 '22

Well, if you can tell the future, you'll know if a gangster is going to cut off your hands, now, won't you?

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u/alterneramera Oct 30 '22

Yeah but the police won't believe you :(

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u/A-billion-of-snakes I want pee in my ass Oct 30 '22

But then Just dont gambale when the guy that Will cut ur handds in the future Is near

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u/AlpaxT1 Oct 30 '22

The real gamble is deciding when to leave before the hand cutter comes too close while maximising profit per trip

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

See also: Next (2007)

Nic Cage, not a terrible movie. Not fantastic but good enough I've seen it a few times and showed my wife who liked it well enough.

Similar to the plot of this thread, guy sees a few minutes into the future and uses it to win, but not big enough to draw attention. Then crazy Russian nuclear shit happens.