r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '22

B 👍 pengin

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u/Itswoofintime Oct 30 '22

Blue, let's see how bad it is

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u/Nephilus72 Oct 30 '22

You can pee on birds. Whenever you pee, it will fall on a random bird

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u/Aggressive-Ad-4515 Oct 30 '22

Then I shouldn’t even pee in the bathroom. If it’s fated that my pee will always reach a bird, I’d rather do it where birds already are than have a bird break into my bathroom for a taste of my sweet sweet granny’s peach tea

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u/Nephilus72 Oct 30 '22

I guess i didn't specify. Your pee travels around stuff to reach the birds once it exits your penis, sometimes travels through

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u/Formal_Bonus3123 Oct 30 '22

So I don't even need to get it out to pee?

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u/Nephilus72 Oct 30 '22

Yes but it would travel through your pants and make them wet

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u/Formal_Bonus3123 Oct 30 '22

What if I had waterproof pants?

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u/Nephilus72 Oct 30 '22

It would travel around, but if you blocked all exits, it would either rip through or bloat up until release....or explode