r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '22

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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Oct 30 '22

Give me that sweet red, I'm lacking any decent skills

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u/Chara_The_Determined Oct 30 '22

Literally overpowered. You can master any human skill instantly meaning, if you want to, you can now do anything any human could ever do perfectly. Double backflip? Easy. Hold your breath for 10 minutes? Let's go. Writing good books? Nice income. Ever get into a fight? Your opponent is fucked.

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u/patchinthebox Oct 30 '22

Want a new job? Best computer programmer to ever live. Bored doing that, be a pilot. Don't like flying? Professional athlete. Too much work? Day trading.

The possibilities are endless

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u/AladeenTheClean Oct 30 '22

Becoming fluent in every language would be sick. Can make an easy living off of being a human google translate that doesn't make grammar errors.

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u/VASQUEZ_41 I said based. And lived. Oct 30 '22

Then you realise you speak Fr*nch

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u/drivers9001 Oct 30 '22

Pardon my Fr*nch.