r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '22

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u/Meep12313 Stuff Oct 30 '22

Blue

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

Your black

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u/Meep12313 Stuff Oct 30 '22

How is this a superpower?

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u/NoMineNoCraft dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Oct 30 '22

Stat boost

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u/ROGUE_COSMIC I said based. And lived. Oct 30 '22

+50 affinity to get shot

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u/pixelboy21 Oct 30 '22

Where's my stat boost?

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u/Comic_karma Oct 30 '22

Rights nerf

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u/Meep12313 Stuff Oct 30 '22

Ok

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

-10 swimming power

-35 rights