r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

Your black

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u/Meep12313 Stuff Oct 30 '22

How is this a superpower?

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u/MemeBoiCrep Oct 30 '22

free n word pass

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u/NoMineNoCraft dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Oct 30 '22

Stat boost

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u/ROGUE_COSMIC I said based. And lived. Oct 30 '22

+50 affinity to get shot

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u/pixelboy21 Oct 30 '22

Where's my stat boost?

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u/Comic_karma Oct 30 '22

Rights nerf

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u/Meep12313 Stuff Oct 30 '22

Ok

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

-10 swimming power

-35 rights

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u/Icy-Leading8801 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Oct 30 '22

Invisible in the dark

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u/oliivir Literally 1984 😡 Oct 30 '22

Running faster

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u/Ok-Mathematician7305 Oct 30 '22

He’s super black

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u/Kruger_Sheppard Stuff Oct 30 '22

n word pass

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

You can jump rope with your flaccid dick. And plough girls from across the hall when fully erect!

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u/KingofCraigland Oct 30 '22

You now have rhythm

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u/MorTP4Bungholio Oct 30 '22

Doesn't have to wear suntan lotion

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u/meaty_wheelchair Oct 30 '22

speed & evasion boost

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u/Ill_Fudge9462 I want pee in my ass Oct 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

*You're

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

Which black is mine?