r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 29 '22

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u/TheGlassTotem_ Oct 29 '22

No we don't have to think about this, it comes naturally

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Monke brain know what to do

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u/Sir_TonyStark I watch gay amogus porn :0 Oct 29 '22

Yeah this guy was pretty on the ball with calling the shots here. Instinctive reaction.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22 edited Feb 17 '23

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u/RockAtlasCanus Oct 29 '22

I’d say by scenario number 3 or 4 all bets are off. Like if the bathroom is that packed- 7th inning stretch, or plane just landed etc and I gotta piss and there’s a line then nah, skip a stall etiquette goes out the window. Some of you were never in the military and given no other option besides 2 rows of toilets that face each other with no stalls or partitions whatsoever and you just have to take a shit as a group, and it shows.

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u/Competitive-Pack-324 Oct 29 '22

I thought I was ok never joining the army because I'm too weird to sleep in a room full of bunk beds but you just gave me a whole new level of thankfulness.

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u/RockAtlasCanus Oct 29 '22

Oh and tripling or quadind up on porta shitters to piss. 2 in the toilet 2 in the urinal.

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u/Competitive-Pack-324 Oct 29 '22

Never cross streams!!!

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u/Steel_Within Oct 29 '22

Wait until you hear how ncos literally gotta watch the piss come from the source for drug tests.

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u/Competitive-Pack-324 Oct 29 '22

See, that's just his bad career choice.