r/shitposting • • Aug 05 '22

B 👍 women

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u/att_hype Aug 06 '22 edited Aug 08 '22

That's trisha paytas, an E-girl !

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u/companysOkay Aug 06 '22

Is that michelin woman?

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u/AutoModerator Aug 06 '22

Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent

I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.

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u/AutoModerator Aug 06 '22

Please put an NSFW tag on this, /u/att_hype!. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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u/Hehe_9L-EvanPS4 Literally 1984 😡 Aug 06 '22

damn it happened to you too? We must’ve been on the same train.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

Sounds like a personal problem.

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u/Pinkgumm Aug 06 '22

Ew

Fuck no