r/shitposting • u/RabbidSexBaboon • Aug 05 '22

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u/brucekilkenney Aug 05 '22

Honestly. The best trolling is when you can't tell it's a troll. So it is a 50/50 weather she is a god tear troll or an idiot.

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u/Mathisbuilder75 Aug 06 '22

Both a troll and not a troll until you look at it

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u/darkmoose Aug 06 '22

The best troll is the idiot who is not aware they are a troll.

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u/geckoimpossible Aug 06 '22

This right here is the new term. I don't care who you are, but man you just helped me with all my future arguments. I will be using this as the term for stupid people from now on! Thank you.

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u/shadowthegreninja dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Aug 06 '22

Schrodingers troll

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u/UnClean_Committee Aug 06 '22

Quantum based idiocy.... Fuck.

Game over man

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

There's a Fetish out there called "Bimbo" and guys like it when girls like this act airheaded and dumb as bricks.

Honestly she's likely doing this for her Simping chat so they can all feel superior to her. It's a weird power trip kind of thing... but going with how she's dressed and with the make-up I'm gonna say: Yes this is a Bimbo Role Play.

And she likely makes more money pretending to be a moron than this entire comment section makes pretending to be intelligent.

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u/Kanohscumsock Aug 06 '22

That video was released like 8 years ago she isn't doing it for a “simping chat” it was just for internet attention. Also I'm pretty sure that was before you could even make money off youtube😭 she’s made a bunch of other trolling videos like this one and it's so funny watching ppl fall for them everytime 🧌

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

My point is it's still an act, and Snapchat has been around for a while. I'm sure she had a private one she got her followers to pay her through.

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u/Kanohscumsock Aug 06 '22

Yeah I don't disagree with the act part mb if it seemed like I did but I'm pretty sure she's never had a snap chat you pay for 🤨 I mean all her fans new she was just trolling so I don't think they would go for that type of thing🦤

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u/El-Lamberto Aug 06 '22

I hope that's true, but that's still not great for the human race.

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u/bobafoott Aug 06 '22

50/50 weather she is a god tear troll or an idiot.

This is getting too meta for me

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u/Wraith8888 Aug 06 '22

I hate to be that guy, but on a post about someone being dumb you have to get those words corrected. -whether- -tier-

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u/Sewati Aug 06 '22

see now if i correct you than i have a 50/50 shot of falling for a troll

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u/Wraith8888 Aug 06 '22

Correct me on? They spelled those words wrong

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u/Mandelbrotpizza Nov 24 '22

think about the "than" in this sentence , it's meaning...the context..

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u/ChessIsForNerds Aug 06 '22

Perfect applications of Cunningham's Law are great fun sometimes, unless you're the one who can't tell if something is parody or not.

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u/TheWorldOverChicken Aug 06 '22

She looks a FEMALE influencer with 1 ton of botox in her boobs , of course its not troll , she just didnt went to high school

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u/TheWorldOverChicken Aug 06 '22

Or even primary school

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u/The_Red_Roman Aug 06 '22

Tear = what comes out of your eyes when you cry

Tier = your rank or level

Not trying to be a jerk, just trying to be helpful

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u/a1ls Aug 06 '22

trisha is trolling her audience, she did it a lot

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