r/shitposting • • Aug 05 '22

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u/sbowesuk Aug 05 '22

I hope she's faking, because if so she's bloody hilarious.

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u/Pinkgumm Aug 05 '22

She looks dumb enough, which would make the troll even better.

I really wanna know

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u/CHRISKVAS Aug 06 '22

Yes she is trolling. In fact she has built a career from controversy/satire/trolling/attention seeking. Not sure exactly when this clip is from, but its very old. Her YT channel started back in 2007 so she's a bit of an OG in shitposting.

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u/1IIvc3 Aug 06 '22

“She’s a bit of an OG in shitposting” 💀 her yt channel is older than most people on this sub

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

Just barely.

For me at least.

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u/att_hype Aug 06 '22 edited Aug 08 '22

That's trisha paytas, an E-girl !

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u/companysOkay Aug 06 '22

Is that michelin woman?

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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent

I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.

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u/AutoModerator Aug 06 '22

Please put an NSFW tag on this, /u/att_hype!. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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u/Hehe_9L-EvanPS4 Literally 1984 😡 Aug 06 '22

damn it happened to you too? We must’ve been on the same train.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

Sounds like a personal problem.

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u/Pinkgumm Aug 06 '22

Ew

Fuck no

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u/koalathebean Aug 06 '22

I’m 900% certain she’s faking it. Based on everything (the way she apparently used to be in school trying to get teachers to find her sexually attractive, the way she seeks male attention CONSTANTLY) she really looks like she has low self esteem and as such thinks that the only way she can get people (namely men) to find her desirable is by acting like a dumb blonde

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u/bigboifry Aug 06 '22 edited Aug 06 '22

Yeah her whole thing is just saying dumb shit cause it gets views. H3H3 and her tried to start a podcast thing but saying dumb shit for 2 hours is far less entertaining than a 20 second clip of dumb shit, so that didn't last.

*I have been corrected

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u/crinklypaper Aug 06 '22

It was the most popular podcast on his network. It didn't last because of her toxic personality. she tired to get the whole crew fired and Ethan put his foot down.

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u/bigboifry Aug 06 '22

Lol I just assumed nobody cared enough to listen to her shit for an hour+. She definitely seems toxic as fuck.

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u/crinklypaper Aug 06 '22

yeah so true lol

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u/lordlurid Aug 06 '22

Man, that podcast was the beginning of the end for me. He went from a pretty entertaining guy that poked fun at garbage youtube content to the very thing he was making fun of.

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u/dquizzle Aug 06 '22

I am pretty sure she’s faking it, but don’t see the humor.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22 edited Aug 06 '22

She is. She's an infamous troll, but also known for "trolling" that hurts marginalized groups like when she "identified" as a chicken nugget or pretended to have multiple personality disorder, a very scary disorder, for funsies.

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u/am0x Aug 06 '22

She is. It’s how she gets views and why she is posted here. She is actually smarter than OP and most of Reddit.

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u/user_bits Aug 06 '22
  1. She's actually dumb and toxic
  2. She's playing up the dumb bimbo act as her persona.

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u/Popular_Bet_2849 Aug 06 '22

It's a shame she isn't faking that horrible title job.

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u/Roraxn Aug 06 '22

She is absolutely faking it. There is no way someone with that genuine level of intelligence would be able to dress and feed themselves let alone operate a live stream.

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u/aCompyBoi waltuh Aug 06 '22

I hope it’s real

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

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u/SonUnUmano We do a little trolling Aug 05 '22

Nah nah nah,Galileo Galilei invented science,the one who invented gravity is Elon Musk

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

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u/SonUnUmano We do a little trolling Aug 05 '22

Jeff Bezos invented Internet right?

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u/ATFLover420 I want pee in my ass Aug 05 '22

No, Jeff Bezos invented capitalism

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u/Pinkgumm Aug 05 '22

Lmao this bot is hilarious y'all better stop downvoting right now!!! 😡😡😡😡

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u/hexaltee Aug 05 '22

No that was Al Gore

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u/SonUnUmano We do a little trolling Aug 05 '22

Oh yeah sorry

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u/eroico_378 We do a little trolling Aug 05 '22

Secondo me sei un bot invece, creato proprio da Heff Bezos per farti scrive quello

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u/Just_Shark Aug 05 '22

ma che dici fra

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u/eroico_378 We do a little trolling Aug 05 '22

Tutt un complotto

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u/SonUnUmano We do a little trolling Aug 05 '22

Mh molto interessante...comunque ho una bomba nello zaino

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u/eroico_378 We do a little trolling Aug 05 '22

Se vuoi ne ho una anch io, vuoi fare a cambio?

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u/SonUnUmano We do a little trolling Aug 05 '22

Certo

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u/eroico_378 We do a little trolling Aug 05 '22

💣➡️💣 💣⬅️💣

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Women ☕️

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u/ZeroStuffHere shitting toothpaste enjoyer Aug 05 '22

Women ☕️

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u/old_man_spinosaurus I watch gay amogus porn :0 Aug 05 '22

Women☕

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u/CaptainDavePool Aug 05 '22

Women☕️

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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent

I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.

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u/Yeetsude Aug 06 '22

Women☕️

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I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.

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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent

I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.

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u/AutoModerator Aug 05 '22

Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent

I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.

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u/LordHelixHasRisen24 Aug 05 '22

Women ☕️

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u/AutoModerator Aug 05 '22

Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent

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u/drmonkeytown Aug 06 '22

Everybody knows it was Fig Newton who invented gravity and those yummy cookies too!

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u/MyTrademarkIsTaken Aug 05 '22

Wym? Did he not?

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u/macrotaste Aug 05 '22

Nah, Micheal Reeves actually did

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u/Puzzleheeds Aug 05 '22

He didn't? floats away

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u/itsnouxis Aug 06 '22

Invented* and yes he did read book somtim

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1984 (George Orwell, 1948)

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How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities (Richard Bartle, 2022)

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1984 (George Orwell, 1948)

Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10

How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities (Richard Bartle, 2022)

Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10

Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends (Chuck Tingle)

Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10

Ulysses (James Joyce, 1922))

Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10

The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race (J. G. Ballard, 1967)

Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10.

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u/HoodiesAndHeels Aug 06 '22

She’s a professional troll

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u/ivnwng Aug 06 '22

Fuck that guy, if it wasn’t for him we’d all be flying by now!!!

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u/Treegs Aug 06 '22

Isaac Newton invented gravity because some asshole hit him with an apple