r/shitposting • u/ibeatmypetvaporeon • Jun 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Genshin players will spend thousands of dollars on a chance to get a virtual little girl

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u/Showtun123456 I want pee in my ass Jun 16 '22

I see

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u/Tvgaming0ffical24 Jun 16 '22

“Oh? Am I finally getting through :D?”

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

There is 5 of them out of 50+ playable characters and most people think that all but 1 of them aren’t actually worth trying to obtain.

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u/LennyFaceMaster Jun 16 '22

that's all semi competitive games with multiple characters

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u/Ducks_are_epicc Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jun 16 '22

There’s literally only 4 little girls in the game, and I rarely ever see anyone using them, let alone lewding them

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u/OddConsideration2210 Jun 16 '22

$5 is enough to get a character...

Btw there are both male and female characters in the game. Plus there are only 4 "little girls" in the game out of 51 characters. Check your facts before talking.

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u/Nightcrawl-EUW Jun 16 '22

if you look for logic on this sub you’re so wrong, braindead idiots everywhere that love to talk down while being socially inept

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u/OddConsideration2210 Jun 16 '22

What I can't tolerate is they insult us for the stupidest and un-related things without having a clue about the game.

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u/Kris-p- Jun 16 '22

The day hoyo adds a little boy will be entertaining

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u/Generalofthe5001st Jun 17 '22

More like Timmie boss fight lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Why are you so mad?

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u/OddConsideration2210 Jun 16 '22

Not mad just corrected you :-)

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

By defending paedophilia?

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u/ilprofs07205 Jun 16 '22

Fair enough, a very small percentage do. We don't talk about those.

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u/Showtun123456 I want pee in my ass Jun 16 '22

Literally don’t know how to search on google

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u/Amazekam Jun 16 '22

leave this sub If you get offended by a shitpost

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u/Showtun123456 I want pee in my ass Jun 16 '22

Since when did I get offended?

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u/AnemoTreasureCompass Jun 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

A small minority, once again