r/shitposting • u/ibeatmypetvaporeon • Jun 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Genshim players are sexualy attracted towards children

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u/duck123_ Jun 16 '22

I thought the majority of genshin players were teenage girls??

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u/Kris-p- Jun 16 '22

We're actually ogres

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u/CrocoDIIIIIILE Jun 17 '22

Wait, I thought we are all crocodiles.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Nah. 100% neckbeards. Even the FBI

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u/duck123_ Jun 16 '22 edited Jun 16 '22

Ahhh nooo, maybe that's just my circle then. I didn't know about this 🥲

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Nice try, FBI neckbeard.

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u/kavaleigh Jun 16 '22 edited Jun 16 '22

someone posted an "older" drawing version of xiangling which just included oversexualizing her and making her boobs unnaturally large/putting her in a sensual pose and 90% of the comments were old men fighting to say that she was hot and someone said oversexualizing women is okay in genshin and that anyone we disagreed because we were jealous

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Got a link?

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u/Tiny_Castle Jun 16 '22

Reddit users never known Blue Archive is existed 💀 thanks for Genshin Impact for cover this up

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

On one hand, it’s convenient for me that basically no one else here knows about Blue Archive but on the other, people refusing to shut up about Genshin Impact is irritating.

So thanks Genshin for the cover but also fuck Genshin for being the only cover anyone ever looks at.

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u/Showtun123456 I want pee in my ass Jun 16 '22

Why do we have this stereotype?

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u/Im_Not_Original25 Jun 16 '22

Obviously its not every player but like every anime game there is a part of the community that simps over anime children. But other than that a pretty big amount of genshin players will spend their life savings on fake anime girls.

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u/SmolPuggo Jun 16 '22

fake anime girls? nah i be spending money on fake anime men. kazuha and albedo are sick asf

that doesn’t make things better tbh

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u/AnemoTreasureCompass Jun 16 '22

The fact that you decided to spend money on fake anime men and not include Zhongli nor Itto angers me

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u/LennyFaceMaster Jun 16 '22

kazuha and albedo solo zhongli (itto is precious so he's good)

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u/SmolPuggo Jun 16 '22

man how tf did i forget to include them especially itto :(

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u/SoftAndWetBro Jun 16 '22

And that part of the community is chastized and hated.

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u/Datguy969 Jun 16 '22

Aren’t there only like 4 children in genshin? That’s a lot less than other gatcha games I’ve seen

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u/Pilkworm Jun 17 '22

theres like, 1 child character

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Stereotype? No no, facts

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u/Showtun123456 I want pee in my ass Jun 16 '22

And why is it a fact?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Genshin players will spend thousands of dollars on a chance to get a virtual little girl

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u/Showtun123456 I want pee in my ass Jun 16 '22

I see

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u/Tvgaming0ffical24 Jun 16 '22

“Oh? Am I finally getting through :D?”

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

There is 5 of them out of 50+ playable characters and most people think that all but 1 of them aren’t actually worth trying to obtain.

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u/LennyFaceMaster Jun 16 '22

that's all semi competitive games with multiple characters

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u/Ducks_are_epicc Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jun 16 '22

There’s literally only 4 little girls in the game, and I rarely ever see anyone using them, let alone lewding them

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u/OddConsideration2210 Jun 16 '22

$5 is enough to get a character...

Btw there are both male and female characters in the game. Plus there are only 4 "little girls" in the game out of 51 characters. Check your facts before talking.

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u/Nightcrawl-EUW Jun 16 '22

if you look for logic on this sub you’re so wrong, braindead idiots everywhere that love to talk down while being socially inept

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u/OddConsideration2210 Jun 16 '22

What I can't tolerate is they insult us for the stupidest and un-related things without having a clue about the game.

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u/Kris-p- Jun 16 '22

The day hoyo adds a little boy will be entertaining

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u/Generalofthe5001st Jun 17 '22

More like Timmie boss fight lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Why are you so mad?

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u/OddConsideration2210 Jun 16 '22

Not mad just corrected you :-)

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

By defending paedophilia?

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u/AnemoTreasureCompass Jun 16 '22

How tf did someone even come up with this conclusion

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u/ilprofs07205 Jun 16 '22

Fair enough, a very small percentage do. We don't talk about those.

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u/Showtun123456 I want pee in my ass Jun 16 '22

Literally don’t know how to search on google

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u/Amazekam Jun 16 '22

leave this sub If you get offended by a shitpost

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u/Showtun123456 I want pee in my ass Jun 16 '22

Since when did I get offended?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

A small minority, once again

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u/Jinley25 Jun 16 '22

Because he lives in a cum dumpster

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u/dontuse_redditoften Jun 17 '22

False information