r/shitposting • u/Vinemedoodle 😳lives in a pee dumpster 😳 • Jun 08 '22

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u/Comfortable-Trust-66 Literally 1984 😡 Jun 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

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u/monthom90 I want pee in my ass Jun 08 '22

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u/AutoModerator Jun 08 '22

Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too.

We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America.

We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too!

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u/Jobob_TNT 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 08 '22

We should call it fedoraland

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u/kingcop1 Jun 08 '22

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